So last week I popped into Singapore and whilst I was there, I decided to get some pain killers that aren’t available in HK.
I walked into my old chemist and walked up to the counter – however instead of seeing the usual pharmacist, I saw this …
Now you might not be able to tell what it is, but it’s a computer with webcam and microphone resting on what is commonly known as a ‘Lazy Susan’.
I don’t mind admitting I was somewhat confused until I saw this …
Hmmmmmmn.
So according to Guardian pharmacy, their new ‘tele-pharmacy’ [crap name eh?] is designed to make dispensing more convenient.
Well let me tell you what I experienced …
Whereas normally I would be in and out of the chemist in about 3 minutes, I waited TWENTY SEVEN MINUTES before I got served.
And then it took a further 14 minutes before I could leave the shop.
A total of FORTY ONE MINUTES to buy a packet of Aleve.
Too be honest, I’d of walked out after 5 mins but I was transfixed at how bollocks their new ‘time saving’ system was, and wanted to get the full ‘bullshit’ experience in all its glory.
And what a bullshit experience it is …
Basically a person has to talk into a mic to a pharmacist that is probably locked up in some room deep in Singapore’s East.
To make matters worse – because the internet connection is not very good – they have to literally shout their ailments, so any degree of sensitivity/privacy goes right out the window,
We then have to endure the madness of the pharmacist asking the customer to ‘turn’ the computer around so the shop assistant [who now stands behind the counter] can find the requested drug. However it get better because in a commitment to safety [hahaha] the assistant then has to show the packaging to the pharmacist to ensure it’s the right drug.
Given the webcam has the definition of a Lego character, who the hell knows what the pharmacist sees on their screen … it’s total rubbish.
Anyway, while I was waiting [semi] patiently in the queue, the man infront of me was at almost cardiac arrest levels of frustrations.
Basically the desired drug this bloke wanted [and had been prescribed by the Max Headroom of pharmacists] was out of stock, so I had to watch in wonder as the computer was turned back and forth between the customer and shop assistant as they tried desperately to find a medication that would not only work, but actually be in stock.
Of course this frustration might be some clever ploy to sell more drugs … however the reality is I had to stand through TWENTY SEVEN MINUTES of inane shouted conversation whilst packets of various medications were held up to a web cam and a customer queue that resembled the M25 at 6pm on a Saturday after a footie match formed behind me.
And they have the nerve to say this system has been implemented to save time for customers.
Hahahahahahaha.
HahahAhaHahAHAahAhaHa.
Fools.
Of course it doesn’t take a rocket scientist to realise the real reason behind this stupid decision is cost cutting … because now, rather than having to pay for one pharmacist per store, they can now fill them with ‘cheap labour’ and have a couple of ‘central’ pharmacists to deal with all enquiries.
Except it won’t work … because if I experienced that hell at 10am on a Wednesday – hardly the busiest day of the week – can you imagine how long a weekend will take to get what you want?
I don’t know what offends me more … the fact they have adopted this stupid system or the fact they are trying to claim it’s a move for the better.
Look, I know people can be stupid – I am one of them afterall – but even Stevie Wonder would be able to see this is a demonstration in customer disservice and I hope to hell that people start voting with their feet because Guardian deserve a cold hard slap for this arrogant behaviour.
Saying that, we all know what will happen if that is the case …
As profits tumble, Guardian will kick even more of their hard working staff to the curb and they are going through enough hell already.
Seriously, while I was queuing, you could feel the tension in the place getting more and more oppressive and who was going to cop it? Not Guardian’s marketing and management that’s for sure … it’s the poor shop staff and pharmacist that have suddenly found themselves thrust into a situation not of their making.
To be honest, this is the sort of situation that Guardian’s ad planner should force him/herself into.
I appreciate this decision was probably not made with any advertising consideration … but as far as I am concerned, a planner shouldn’t just be about the ‘ads’, they should be about representing the people, culture and society of the country they’re in and the brands they represent and whichever way you look at it, this decision has the potential to completely undermine both.
Will the client get pissed off?
Possibly … it’s all about how you handle it isn’t it … however whilst I believe our job is to make our clients wealthy, my view is ‘cost cutting’ is the domain of the management consultant [we liberate, they consolidate – not quite true, but it’s a view I’ve held for years] so whilst this ‘idea’ may indeed initially knock off quite a lot of money from Guardian’s operating costs, in the long run I think it will be seen as a major business limiting move and for a company who claims to be ‘for you’, it’s obvious they’ve been taking too many of the drugs they’re supposed to be dispensing.
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I know I ask a lot the people who come on here … including the expectation you’ll read my rubbish … however there is a legal/red-tape battle that Jill and I have been interested and involved in for quite a while that requires a final mass public push to right a truly horrendous wrong – and we are hoping you would be so kind to help, both interms of signing the petition and spreading the word.
I won’t go into all the details as they are published on the link below – plus there was a documentary on the situation as part of the ‘Banged Up Abroad’ series – but if you could help, we assure you it would make a difference.
Thank you.
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Here’s a sign I saw in a hotel lift …
Can you see the issue?
First line: “Hotel Re! is pround …”
Pround?
PROUND?
What the fuck is PROUND???
Ohhhhh, they mean ‘proud’ … well why didn’t they say that.
When you’re a business whose currency is attention to detail and customer service – ie: hospitality – spelling mistakes should be like Eurovision Song contest winners, Bucks Fizz … a thing of the past.
If they actually had provided a quality of service that made me feel ‘catered for’, maybe I could have overlooked it – but when I walked into my room and found 3 single beds, no working light and a shower that needed to be turned on 15 minutes before I went in [which being English obviously meant ‘never’], then the spelling mistake took on a much greater significance, one that simply and effectively undermined all their hard work in developing a marketing myth.
I’ve said it many times but experience thrashes words, and whilst one mistake might be excusable, multiple ones aren’t – and in this day and age, for that to happen, it should be the result of either a freak accident or something the company is willing to over-compensate for.
Getting a sale is relatively easy. Keeping the client is the hard – and most important – thing, something Hotel Re has failed to do on all counts.
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I have no reason why, but I’m not complaining – and neither should you, because I’ve run out of pre-written blog posts which means you don’t have to be subjected to more of my bollocks for the next 24 hours.
So while you’re all pretending to be hard at work, I’m going to be [1] playing XBox/Nintendo/PSP [2] watching the new ‘best of’ Jerry Springer collection I bought [3] wondering why Transformers 2 [exclusing Megan] was totally and utterly shit [4] eating absolute shite and [5] doing all I can to avoid a certain wife/cat/billionaire who I think/know/fear isn’t very happy with me.
So have a top day – I know I will.
PS: If you’re wondering what the hell this post has to do with that photo, the answer is ‘nothing’ … I was just going through some computer files and found it and thought it was the most flattering image of me ever.
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I’ve written a lot about my love of the Japanese … and whilst they are a very polite and respectful culture, their devious behaviour could make a man in a gimp mask look positively tame.
Because it’s Monday and I’m sure you’re all depressed as farts, I thought this compendium of ‘evil genius’ would make you smile, however rather than clicking ‘go’, could I ask you WAIT TILL THE WHOLE CLIP’S LOADED AND THEN GO STRAIGHT TO 4 MINS 1 SEC because quite frankly, it’s the greatest bastard stunt I’ve seen in a long time.
With creative brains like that, it makes me wonder why the hell they rely on celebratory shit so much.
Enjoy … even if it will change the way you go to the loo forever more.