The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

Starsky and Hutch?

Bodie and Doyle?

Cagney and Lacey?

Reg and Tony [from The Bill]?

Dempsey and Makepiece?

A big ‘well done’ to Age and Rude Girl [though her language has massively improved [or not, as the case may be] since she got back to Melbourne] who worked tirelessly trying to track down a terrible crime that was going on in Melbourne.

What am I going on about?

Well remember my post about the stupid cafe/bar sign I saw recently?

Well they found it.That’s it. Nothing more.

Hell, they didn’t even manage to find out what the owner meant by his/her grammatical rubbish.

What a waste of time … abit like this post which has to be the most pointless one in Blog history

Till tomorrow’s …

So after years and years and years of using SONY Ericsson, I followed up on my promise and bought this …

It’s full of cool features, has a great screen and more importantly has a REAL keypad – however I do have to say it’s not nearly as user friendly as SONY Ericsson phones, though I guess I’ll get used to it. I’ll have to, or Jill will karate chop me in the nuts.

It’s weird, I feel like I’m turning my back on an old friend - I mean how stupid is that – however I can’t shake this feeling that I hope SONY Ericsson work out their ‘external aesthetic design quirks’ so I can go back to where I belong.

And they say brand loyalty is dying … haha!

[Are you happy now Connie, Seb and Charles?  You can thank me for helping you get your huge [impending] bonus when I see you!]

… for all the photos of your desktops that I received.

Amazingly I got over 250 of the things sent to me, so on behalf of all the guys, thank you so very much – we all really appreciate it [including yours Tracy, which was the most unusual 'wallpaper' I've ever seen! Ha]

… I got [read: bribed] the wonderful Emah to give you … and only you … a special weekend message.

Hope that cheers you up Mr Grumpy but don’t expect any more special little film clips because …

1 Emah is a good Muslim girl

and

2 She’s paid to make me look clever and in the state I’m in, she has no time left to spare.

I think I’ve just breached every employment code known to man. Oh dear! Thank God Emah is one of the coolest women ever or you’d have to pay all my legal bills Dodds!