The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


Hair Off …
July 31, 2007, 9:39 am
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So my very wonderful colleague, Emah [of Pink and AC/DC fame] has had her hair cut and she’s not sure if she likes it or not.

I think alot of it has to do with the fact her Mum told her she now looks like a ‘bitch’ [she more than just ‘looks’ it, I can tell you] but it could also be because it’s just so bloody different to what she had before.

Anyway, because you’re all such fashionistas – and don’t know Emah from her identical twin – I thought I’d seek your advice so that we can give her a truly independent – and global – point of view.

So ladies and gentlemen – the question for the day is which hairstyle do you think suits Emah best, BEFORE or AFTER?

Emah.JPG  Before

DSC00699.JPG After


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On the before photo, she looks the sort of chick who I’d imagine worked in a bank or some corporate ad agency. In the after photo, she looks hot and funky and definitely the sort of babe who qualifies for “Billy love”. So after gets my fuckoff important vote.

Comment by Billy Whizz

That haircut suits the AC/DC t-shirt wearing Emah … and because I prefer the sounds of ‘Highway To Hell’ over the colour pink, my vote goes to new and improved Emah haircut.

I won’t be embarassed to be seen out in public with her now, haha!

Comment by Rob

Your need to change your camera… i look like a tyranny!

Comment by Emah

After. Hands down.

If Andy shows up to vote, I’d be interested in hearing the justification for his preference.

Comment by fredrik sarnblad

I think [or should I say ‘hope’] you meant a TRANNY because otherwise you are claiming my camera made you look some sort of dinosaur!

And to quote the old Bucks Fizz song [even though I know you won’t know who the fuck they are] “THE CAMERA NEVER LIES”

[Though if you think you look like a Tranny, you are unbelievably hard on yourself as you look your normal lovely and gorgeous self. Just with a much, much better haircut, hahaha!]

Comment by Rob

I am basing it on whether you could walk down South Beach without being sneered at and the after photo would afford you that honor hands down.

Comment by Pete

Both my wife and 3 girls agree, the “after” photo is the one. You’ve moved from corporate-chic to funky-chic which is far more appropriate for working with the hooligan skinhead that is Rob.

Comment by George

Sorry to intrude but I couldn’t sustain myself.

My dear bestfriend… I can’t believe you supersede my opinion of cutting your locks!
However you pulled the look perfectly.

To the owner of the page, please accept my sincere apology

Comment by Sue

Hello Sue … don’t apologise, it’s always nice to have new people pop by – though I am assuming you won’t be coming back anytime soon, haha!

Do I take it you DIDN’T want Emah to cut her hair? Some friend you are … she’s gone from looking a 37 year old Mother of 4 to a funky young dude in adland. I hope you’re ashamed of yourself, ha!

Comment by Rob

Dear Rob

Keep writing and i’ll keep visiting. I’ll favourite the page in the ranks of trent and perez [i do hope you take that as a compliment]

Back to miss acdc’s hair, i was hoping she’d keep her locks and trade them for tight curls in the likes of miss jovovich for mango. I was not up for her to keep her locks the way it was mr rob.

Comment by Sue

I love the new one! it gets my vote for sure…. I so jealous, the last time I got a new haircut, it didn’t turn out so well for me, especially the fringe…

Comment by Jill

That is somewhat of an understatement isn’t it Jilly … come on, tell everyone what I ended up calling you till it finally grew longer.

Come on … don’t be afraid now …

Comment by Rob

Now this IS an edge of the seat moment. I hope Nurofen are taking note. Come on Jill, what is it?

Comment by Billy Whizz

You know what I will call you if you EVER post any pictures of my last ‘adventurous’ haircut?

… Single

Comment by Jill

Fucking wonderful comeback … but you’ve not answered the question so come on, get on with it.

And don’t worry about me posting a photo of you with that ‘cut’ … I haven’t got any … I couldn’t bring myself to look at you with my eyes, let alone a camera lens when you had that skinhead-mullet. Rx

Comment by Rob

at least I have hair….

Comment by Jill

Is that the best you can do?

Pathetic … especially as you have agreed to be my wife so who is the bigger idiot? I win!

Last chance or I open my gob!

Comment by Robert

it doesn’t matter, because now it has been built up too much, and nobody will be impressed in the slightest – so I win – ha ha…. now, stop bothering me baldy

Comment by Jill

And that ladies and gentlemen is why I love her!

Comment by Rob

What a girl you have there Rob or can I say baldy?

Comment by Billy Whizz

No you can’t Billy … you’re not female, attractive or my other half.

And yes I know I have a great girl, she tells me that every night, boom-tish!

Comment by Rob

“funky young dude in adland.”

I was going to say after (because it really does look great) but that comment makes me want to vomit (or break things). Emah you looked great before and you look great now.

Rob, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Comment by Marcus

You smooth bastard Marcus … pity you’re old enough to be her Dad.

Comment by Rob

Pity your daft enough to be her handbag.

Comment by Marcus

I’m not pink enough!

Comment by Rob

Bits of you are.

Comment by Marcus

Better than being a dark purple. Ahem.

Comment by Rob

Second looks better, but neither looks bad at all.

Comment by Rob Mortimer

As someone with no hair, I have nothing to add to this.
The second one looks scary in a good sort of way though.

Comment by NP

Just because you have no hair doesn’t mean your opinion isn’t valid NP … unless – quite rightly – you don’t really give a shit, ha!

Comment by Rob

Right then, I’d marry the first picture, as for the second……..

Comment by NP

Given Emah is Muslim – that has probably just earnt you a Fatwa.

Say Hi to Salman when you see him, ha!

Now what do you think of the bloody Nurofen spot?

Comment by Rob

I think both look good, but 2, as someone’s said, is more suited to working in an ad agency – a bit different and interesting.

Comment by Will

She definitely looks like a tyranny!

Comment by John Dodds

But that’s no doubt because of your harassment of her.

Comment by John Dodds

I hope she hit you with one of her numerous umbrellas.

Comment by John Dodds

While I’m at it NP … did you get my email with the preso attached?

We’ve been having major email dramas and so I don’t know what has and what hasn’t got through.

The same comment applies to Charles and Will too …

Comment by Rob

No she doesnt! Which after working with you lot for a while is quite impressive 😉

Comment by Rob Mortimer

Umbrellas?

Have you been at the prit-stick again John?

Comment by Rob

While most people were focussing on the beautifal Emah, I noted the array of weaponry behind her! Two umbrellas I believe – unless the extra-strong prit stick (which doesnt work by the way) really is kicking in.

Comment by John Dodds

Presos? Right that’s it I’m storming off to lunch!

Comment by John Dodds

…ellas ellas ellas eh?

Comment by Rob Mortimer

Emah – your new hair cut kicks fucking arse, girl and you look gorgeous. In fact it would almost lose you a job in London – and that is sayin’ something! ha!

Comment by lauren

Why would that lose Emah her job, Lauren?

She’s not got tattoos or piercings … well not where I can see or where I am going to end up in a ‘work practice’ tribunal for asking.

Comment by Rob

because she looks vibrant, intelligent, spunky and ‘with it’.. london just wouldn’t cope! 😉

Comment by lauren

Rob – yes mate, I got your email of yesterday. If you responded today, then no, I’ve not got it.

Comment by Will

Looks can be very deceiving then eh, hahaha!

[Sorry Emah!]

Comment by Rob

I’m not sure – but I think it was yesterday – everything is blending into one another, ha!

Comment by Rob

Ah, I’ve re-emailed. You may have 2 copies, but eh.. with the amount of hot air in both, you could go round the world in 80 days.

Comment by Will




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