The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

Subliminal Blogging …
July 26, 2007, 9:13 am
Filed under: Comment

I have to spend quite a bit of time over the next 2 days with the above.

Sort of.


More in the ‘singular’ sense of the word.

Do you understand???

I think I am going to be in a lot of trouble and might be sent to Toad Hall.

Oh dear.

Stop laughing in the back. Yes, I can see you Andy!

Begging For Forgiveness …
July 25, 2007, 12:32 pm
Filed under: Comment


I have got about 50 emails in my inbox that I have been ignoring for the last couple of days – mainly because I am preoccupied with stuff and want to answer them properly as opposed to bashing out a 2 word reply.

So apologies for being such a slack shit … especially to Roop and Rachel who I think needed a response ASAP and Charles, who I’ve been especially slack to … but I promise I’ll get back to you all in the next day or two.

PS: Lauren: your email made me very happy and given I’ve only slept 2 hours, that’s a bloody massive achievement!

If You Only Do Two Things Today …
July 25, 2007, 7:32 am
Filed under: human_2

One is go here … and the second is to do what you’ll be told to do. Thank you.

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If This Is What Being Sophisticated And Wealthy Means …
July 25, 2007, 7:30 am
Filed under: Crap Campaigns In History

… then please kill me, kill me now  – but only after you’ve slowly tortured the brainless fuckwits who both wrote and approved this steaming pile of turd.

[Sorry about the quality, I had to tape it off the television!]

When will marketers understand this sort of contrived, mindless pap doesn’t make their brand ‘aspirational’ … it makes them look like total try-hard-never-will-be’s.

As I wrote a while back, the brands that the truly rich and famous have/want, aren’t the sort that are freely available to the masses – infact their goal is to keep scruffy oiks like me, well away from them!

Fuck you Martell Cognac … fuck everyone in your company, agency and family … I wouldn’t drink your shit even if I had a broken bottle being pushed up against my jugular.

If You Only Do One Thing Today …
July 24, 2007, 9:42 pm
Filed under: human_2

… please go here and vote for human_2 … because we can’t let a post that is focused on helping the homeless lose out to some self-pontificating marketing wank and/or the sort of output you’d expect to see from a 5 year old who has been locked inside their bedroom for a week because it’s been raining and cold.

Seriously, if human_2 loses then I have undeniable evidence that the … 

1 Blogging community are a bunch of fuckwits.

2 Ad community are a bunch of cocksuckers.

And yes … I do appreciate the other posts are good really [far better than the ‘self pontificating marketing wank and/or output you’d expect to see from a 5 year old’ that I write on a daily basis] … it’s just this is a cause for people who are helpless, whereas the ad industry have only got themselves to blame for the mess they’re in.

God, I feel like a Miss World contestant saying she wants “WORLD PEACE” …

[Thanks to Jemma for the ‘call to arms’ logo – lets hope it works!]