The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


When Will I, Will I Be Infamous?
October 30, 2007, 5:04 pm
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Bros

Hairless-bum-owner Charles [don’t ask … trust me, don’t ask] gave me some news today that I’m still not sure is a good thing or not.

Basically if you go to google … the search engine of search engines … and type in OPINIONATED SOD, I am the first person who comes up.

Think about it, amongst the billions of webpages out there – covering every topic from the past and present – some bald, angry, 4-eyed Nottingham git comes up as number one where being an argumentative shit is concerned.

Thanks, that means alot … I’m sure my parents are very proud. [Actually my Dad probably would be but the juries still out on what my Mum will say!]

Now I’d better let you go as I know you want to see if we’re talking shite, ha!

Grumpy old men. My #1 Fans. Allegedly!


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Right – I am going to ask – because it’s been a topic that’s been on my lips for some time now.

Tell me about Charles’ hairless arse.

Comment by Tom

Considering the internet is one big web of opinionated sods, thats a remarkable feat.

Shave down there do you Charles?

Comment by Rob Mortimer

Yes Mr M … it is quite a feat, so big I’ve just updated my resume with that fact. Should I ever be in the market for a new job, I am confident that will stand me in good stead. Ahem.

And Tom … trust me, I have nooooooooooooooooo intimate knowledge of Charles baby-smooth bum, I am basing my comments on a post he wrote yesterday …

https://robcampbell.wordpress.com/2007/10/29/sorry-seems-to-be-the-hardest-word/#comment-24210

[It’s the penultimate comment]

Comment by Rob

I however am only no 3 when it comes to googling marketing deviant so your previous character assassination was unmerited!

Who’s going to be the first to google hairless arse? Here’s a hint – it won’t be me!

Comment by John

Nor hairy ones for that matter.

Comment by John

Me thinks he protesteth too much …

Comment by Rob

charles’ hairless arse has been on your lips for a while now, tom?

Comment by lauren

But what I want to know is – is it just his cheeks that are hairless, or his actual CRACK ? Or his poo – knot, if we’re getting technical. I am aware ‘WE’RE’ not getting anything and that it’s ME that is running in this direction. I am also aware that I could just send him an e.mail but it’s much more fun on your blog and if I persist we might get you at the top of a few more search lists too.

Comment by Tom

Whats the crack Rob?
You’ve got a lot of cheek, now back up and put all this behind you.

Comment by Rob Mortimer

Fuck me.

Comment by Tom

Not like that.

Comment by Tom

No, I meant…

OK. I did ask for it.

Comment by Tom

I’ll be on top of the search engines for MARMITE MOTORWAY and CHOCCY BOTTY JOCKEY in no time. Thanks, but at least it’s not as damaging to my reputation as the Emah video has been to John, ha!

Comment by Rob

Would that be because I actually had a reputation to start with?

Comment by John

ooh, swiiiish there John.

Comment by Rob Mortimer

Link please.

Comment by Tom

I didn’t know you and Charles were THAT close Rob.

Comment by fredrik sarnblad

Gary Glitter had a reputation before he was arrested John, so I wouldn’t be treating it like its always a good thing, hahaha.

And Fred, I will NEVER be that close to Charles, especially if I get to meet him in Thailand!

Comment by Rob

You and your Gary Glitter anecdotes.

Comment by John

That’s exactly what Garry Glitter would have claimed too.

Comment by fredrik sarnblad

That’s a good point Fred, I feel rather queasy – but that could be the burger I’ve just eaten!

Comment by Rob

If everyone googles the word “sod” and goes to the 13th page and clicks on the link to this blog. It will only be a short while before Rob can be abbreviated to Sod. This is how the Google works.

Now sod off the lot of ya 😉

Comment by Charles Frith

anyone google where campbell comes if you put one of these “words” into googlebox?

cock
fuck
twat
🙂
wanker
mccann

Comment by andy@cynic

don’t be so jealous, andy dear, if you had a blog, you’d probably get googled under those names too.

Comment by lauren

jealous? of campbell? only based on the women he works with, nothing else.

Comment by andy@cynic

Boring, BORING, B-O-R-I-N-G!
It gets funny when you look for Rob Campbell and find what the real Rob Campbell is really about and how he looks like: http://www.robcampbell.com/ .

And by the way, if you look for woweewow the the first 5 and alltogether 7 links on the first page belong to me. Ha, beat that. The funny thing is that I maybe have 0.5 % of your visitors…haha.

Comment by Seb

STILL top for Famous Rob!

Comment by Rob Mortimer

Compared to Rob it’s kinda boring what Google offers for Andy Boucher…but Marcus Brown…chapeau, never thought you were that a sporty chap: http://www.marcusbrown.net/

Comment by Seb

youre having a quiet day arent you seb?
i wonder what would come up if i typed in “seb the fucking timewaster”? 🙂

Comment by andy@cynic

well Andy, or as I would like to say “my stubby fingered mate from the big apple who spends more time on free porn sites than I have on the whole web until now “, actualy you find this revealling young lady from the far-eastern hemisphere of this planet.

Comment by Seb

this one:

http://www.kimberlycun.com/

Comment by Seb

you fucked up freaky kraut. i like you. anyone who can find weird shit like that has to be something special.

Comment by andy@cynic

tell me you didn’t spend more than 10 seconds on it, please.

Comment by Seb

what do you mean? im still reading the fucking thing

Comment by andy@cynic




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