The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


A Message From Keanu Reeves …
August 7, 2008, 3:56 pm
Filed under: Comment

If the video below doesn’t work [read: impending legal injuction] click here.

The link Keanu mentioned is here.

Lets all hope his flu gets better soon – it seems to have really affected his voice and he’s looking a bit washed out.


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Dogstar. Dogstar. Dogstar.

Comment by Rob Mortimer

Busy?

Comment by Lee Hill

I am so miserable today (I’m wearing as suit). This does not help.

Comment by Marcus

Actually I am busy Lee … I’m doing your presentation … though I’m tempted to turn it into a video presentation because as you can see, I am an incredibly talented film maker.

And Marcus, are you wearing A FUCKING SUIT because your ‘optimism’ stance has died?

Comment by Rob

A definite Eureka moment. This insight-filled video has made the scales fall from my eyes. Your geogrpahical distance from the creative departement now makes complete sense to me.

Comment by John

you want to see where my optimism has landed. In a fucking suit in the fucking shed:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/28422073@N03/2740273543/

Comment by Marcus

No thank you Robert.

Comment by Lee Hill

I was thinking the same thing John – well, not about the creative department but the fact your geographical distance from Emah makes sense as well.

And Marcus WHAT IS GOING ON!???

Comment by Robert

Your loss Lee πŸ™‚

Comment by Robert

Give my regards to Silvio, Big Pussy and the rest of the Badda Bing, Mr Brown

Comment by n to the h

That shed is empty Marcus. What have you done with all the middle managers?

Comment by John

Why do you look like Cleo Lane – but with better skin and slightly less makeup?

Comment by Robert

fuck you.

Comment by Marcus

Hahahahahaha …

And that is the fanciest pants shed I’ve ever seen in my life. And to think I felt sorry for you. Those Germans sure know how to make a good shed … it even has bloody power, glass and computers … mine has woodworm, a wheelbarrow and some rusty tools.

Comment by Robert

you wanna move in google boy?

Comment by Marcus

Do you mean in the shed or are you making an of offer better suited to George Michael? πŸ™‚

Comment by Rob

Lets not lose sight of the real point here: Keanu Reeves makes Sly Stallone look like Laurence Olivier.

Comment by Rob Mortimer

no Mr. Mortimer, the real issue here is that Campbell is a google boy.

Comment by Marcus

No, I think the real issue is YOU’RE WEARING A SUIT!

Comment by Robert

ah, yes. I that IS an issue. God I’m miserable.

Comment by Marcus

And for your information, I’m not a Google boy – I have now been labelled a google ‘consultant’ which has pleased George and Andy no end.

But I’m wiping the smiles off their faces by spending my time writing this blog rather than sorting out the new venture I was sent to organise. I’m dead tough me.

Now … WHY ARE YOU IN A SUIT????

Comment by Robert

I’m representing the shed at a very important meeting. I have been informed (ordered) that I should smarten myself up, and NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES wear my “Fuck Authority” T-Shirt.

It’s just a shed. I really don’t know what all the fuss is about.

Hence…. misery.

Comment by Marcus

You are representing the shed?

Not people or a department – the shed?

You could be the Koffi Annan of tree based buildings – or in the German sheds – the Koffi Annan of once ‘tree based’ buildings.

Comment by Robert

Listen, I get to represent a good old honest shed. That’s honest work that is. Not like you google boys, oh no. Just look what’s happened to you Campbell. Moaning about colour for fuck’s sake.

No, shed work is honest work.

And by the way – the Euro 2008 is long gone – AND YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN.

Comment by Marcus

Yes I know what you mean Mr Brown – but you obviously don’t read my comments closely enough!

Look 4-up.

Comment by Robert

if you are, where I think you are, I will be VERY VERY angry.

Comment by Marcus

No Marcus, I’m not … I’m trying to sort things out with another organisation before I can even think about going there. Stop being grumpy, I know you’re pissed off with having to wear a suit, but there’s no need to take it out on me πŸ™‚

Oh, and your post about Obama is brilliant – and while I understand your cynicism [he is a politician afterall] he is offering something that Governments should always make sure their people have … but get blinded by lobby groups, greed and ignorance.

https://robcampbell.wordpress.com/2008/04/14/it-shouldnt-hurt-so-much-but-it-does/

Comment by Robert

I’m off to represent the shed now. Ta-ra.

PS. (Boucher finally gets his fat backside out of bed) before you say anything… you can fuck off too.

πŸ™‚

Comment by Marcus

Go do the shed proud mate … and don’t worry about Boucher [or Bocher as you call him] he’s on a shoot – which I’m assuming is a television commercial rather than some hunting expedition!

Comment by Robert

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s been lots of fun but I am off to go and do some real work [not that blogging isn’t real work, oh no] before certain people have a hissy fit – so have a top day/night and see you soon.

Comment by Robert

its my turn to agree with lee. what the fuck do you think youre doing campbell? have you completely lost your tiny mind? dont EVER pull a stunt like that again. see what youve made me do, ive not used capitals since 1987. you fucker, you fucking fucker. now do the work we pay you for and dont fuck anything else up

Comment by andy@cynic

if the shoot fucks up its your fucking fault. stick to powerpoint shit or whatever it is you do which by todays output looks like nothing except video blog crapola

Comment by andy@cynic

First Age, then me … who got out/went in the bed the wrong side this morning/last night?

Anyway Andy – blame Paris bloody Hilton, or even John whatshisname – I am simply responding to their acts of stupidity. I reckon the reason you are grumpy is because you think I’m kind-of defending Paris Hilton – but surely you know there’s no way I’d ever do that after the Guess fiasco and besides, it wasn’t me, it was Keanu with a throat infection.

I’ll call you later and don’t shout at any of the crew! πŸ™‚

Comment by Rob

I don’t mind when Andy gets mad Rob. In fact, many mornings I look forward to logging on to this blog in hope of reading some venomous Andy gold.

Comment by Age

that might explain why youre single you fucking freak, lol

Comment by andy@cynic

fucken hell, harsh!

Comment by Age

You did say you liked it Age πŸ™‚

Comment by Robert

That’s fine, i’ll just know better than to pay that fat fucker a compliment ever again! >:)

Comment by Age

Compliments are insults to him … πŸ™‚

Comment by Rob

I wrote a story for Dogstar and Keanu, but no one will get in touch with Keanu Reeves. Erwin Stoff won’t give him the message.animalover4@comcast.net

Comment by Suzanne-LaRosa-Herlihy

Happy Birthday my little dumpling! Happy 45th
Keanu,
did you want to talk to me?
animalover4@comcast.net

Comment by Suzanne LaRosa-herlihy




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