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Porno For Mormons? [Including Classic ‘Tangent’ Soundtrack]
August 28, 2009, 2:18 pm
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Because my previous post has been – quite rightly – treated like a piece of shit, I thought I’d let you spend your weekend contemplating …

1/ What sort of person comes up with a contraption like this.
2/ What sort of person would happily advertise a contraption like this.
3/ What sort of person buys a contraption like this.

As Thora Hird once said, “There’s nowt as queer as folk”.

Have a good weekend.

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Just worked out the answer to my 3 questions.

“Americans”

Comment by Rob

I should point out that my wife found this – and I really don’t know if that’s a good or a bad thing.

Comment by Rob

The Amityville Horror.

Comment by John

I used to work with someone who did “facercise” each morning. Similar concept just focusing on exercising facial muscles.

Comment by Gavin Heaton

I hope they are now safely ensconced in Long Bay with no hope of parole.

Comment by Rob

haha

“when you hit a certain age, bout thirty *indicates to self*” – Fail (im a man boy)

Looseleaf?

Comment by Jacob

That looks so beyond dodgy, crazy crazy people.

Comment by Rob Mortimer

surely botox is quicker and less creepy.

and why the hell is jill watching this stuff? i’m hoping she’s seeing its other uses as a gag, rather than any kind of anxiety about her ‘bits moving’ around’..

Comment by lauren

This is what happens in the bible belt

Comment by Sam

I have it on good authority that Jill found this via one of her regular “Lists Of The Weird”, though it hasn’t escaped my attention that she may of “discovered” it while attempting to find something that would shut me the fuck up.

And it’s our 2nd wedding anniversary on Tuesday – how quickly the romance dies, hahaha!

Comment by Rob

You ain’t the only one with 2nd on that day!

Comment by Rob Mortimer

Yes … but has your wife been looking up ‘mouth traps’ on the internet? 🙂

Comment by Rob

Perhaps she just typed it in with her mouse full?

Comment by Rob Mortimer




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