The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

In England, Having Tea With The Queen.
July 27, 2011, 6:30 am
Filed under: Comment

… so no blog posts till next week. Lucky bastards.

22 Comments so far
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lizzy has enough shit on her plate. leave her the fuck alone and go and destroy someone elses fucking life. like doddsys.

Comment by andy@cynic

londons big fucking loss.
our gain.

Comment by andy@cynic

and you better keep to your no blog fucking promise campbell. no sneaky bollocks about airport lounges or london fucking cabbies.

Comment by andy@cynic

enjoy your fucking freebie bastard flight.


and yes im jealous. fucking deal with it.

Comment by andy@cynic

The horror, the horror. In reality, I’ve consented to provide a mentoring session – it will feature a WOT analysis (no S obviously), insight aversion therapy and extensive derision.

Any other suggestions as to what needs to be discussed would be appreciated. But let’s get one thing clear, this is not crowd-sourcing.

Comment by John

heres my suggestion. dont turn up and if you absofuckinglutely have to, under no fucking circumstance must you be seen in public with the prick.

and get him to pay for everything. hes fucking good for it. bastard.

Comment by andy@cynic

Wear something in peach
And thank your lucky stars I was otherwise engaged

Comment by northern

Travel restrictions on northerners are becoming draconian aren’t they.

Comment by John

Seems england is about to have another outbreak of that mad cow disease.

Comment by Billy Whizz

already fucking there if doddsy is agreeing to chaperone the prick.

Comment by andy@cynic

Well that’s the monarchy fucked.

Comment by DH

the queen is in scotland now!

Comment by sue

so will the rest of england if theyve got any fucking sense.

Comment by andy@cynic

The Queen?
A Queen?

Comment by Rob Mortimer

hear youve got rsi and are wearing some gay bandage cast bollocks.

is that what theyre calling too much fucking wanking these days? jill will be over the fucking moon. i was when i heard about it. seems doddsys lapse of common fucking sense and seeing you wasnt a completely fucking stupid idea or total waste of fucking time. whod of ever fucking thought.

Comment by andy@cynic

The invalid was being very brave about it and I can report that it didn’t seem to have affected his appetite one bit.

Comment by John

Sadly I am responsible for at least one future blogpost – my profuse apologies to all who have to endure it.

Comment by John

What happened? Did he punch the wall too hard when he found the aiport lounge didn’t give free foot massages and shoe polishing?

Comment by northern

all dodds fault. he took him to a fucking hipster wankfest and campbell lamped a couple of nhs spec wearing tight trouser fuckers. he might be an italian but even he cant let that shit pass without blood. or it could be typing too many shitty fucking blog posts.

Comment by andy@cynic

You’re right, it absolutely is all John Dodds fault.

Comment by Rob

It’s actually karmic retribution for that burger.

Comment by John

good fucking work dodds though the hipster wankfest was a low blow even for someone as fucked up deserving as campbell.

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