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So I was passing a shop near my house at the weekend, when I saw this …
Contrary to popular opinion, I don’t live next to a sex shop – and contrary to popular prejudice, they do have them in China – it was actually in a chemists window [which creates more questions than answers] but I have to say, I was transfixed by it.
What on earth is it?
Please tell me it’s something that has been dressed wrongly, because I’d hate to think that is how you are supposed to wear the bloody thing.
Seriously, is it thermal underwear for the practical femme fatale?
What about the poor mans wonderbra?
Imagine getting a young lady home and finding she’s wearing that garb. Seriously, it would make Bridget Jones pants seem positively sensual.
And what’s going on with that mannequins breasts?
They’re almost as high up her body as one of Billy’s ladyboys adams apple would be … and the gap between them could easily accommodate a bus.
Though on the bright side, at least it looks better than this one.
Remember that? Shocking wasn’t it. And racist. Kinda.
OK, so this post is making even less sense than normal, so I’ll leave you with one simple – but very important – question. All things considered, do you think this ‘outfit’ would be an inappropriate Christmas present?
My wife’s happiness and my possible divorce is in your hands.
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