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So I’m doing a project that I am hoping you can help me with.
Basically I want to know who your ultimate dinner party guests would be.
You’re allowed up to 4 – they can be alive or dead – but they have to have lived, they can’t be fictional characters like James Bond or Santa Claus or Jesus.
Hahaha … sorry, just my little joke there.
Now the painful bit.
On top of listing who your ideal guests would be, I’d love to know a brief reason why.
I don’t want you to write piles of stuff [you wouldn’t anyway], but just something that would give me an idea of why they would get an invitation.
Is that OK?
Please be honest … don’t say who you think would make you sound good or interesting or funny … say who you really would love to share a dinner conversation with.
PS: I know I am opening myself to all sorts of hell, but it’s OK, it’s not like you haven’t been training me for it for the last 6 years.
PPS: There is a reason why I am not listing mine and it’s not because I’m an anti-social bastard – even if I am an anti-social bastard – but I do have to say having dinner with everyone who has every written a comment on here – even the snidey, pisstaking, bitchy ones, which is 99% of all comments – would be nice, well, at least interesting. Of course it won’t happen, because even if I did manage to get us all in the same vicinity, I know you’d all decline claiming you were ‘washing your hair’. Bastards.
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