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February 27, 2012, 6:30 am
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I know Mr Robot Voice is smart.

I know he’s smarter than 10 million versions of me.

He’s probably even smarter than John Dodds.


But is he as smart as Sebastian Schmeig?

Who is Sebastian?

No, it’s not the same Seb that – along with Marcus – used to represent the German contingent that shouted abuse at me on this blog.

Sebastian is a man who can basically explain the history of mankind – from big bang to Lindsey Lohan breakdown – in 4 mins 21″.


I know planners who take that long just to tell you their quadruple-barrelled name.

OK, so there’s a bit more to the story than that – and you can read it here – but if you’re more Playboy reader than Times reader and just want to look at the pictures, then check out his video of total, mental, evolutionary, trippy awesomeness.


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That is ridiculous. The video and the post.

Comment by Pete

you watched it? fucking hell pete, youll be telling me you never fucking fiddles your expenses next.

Comment by andy@cynic

It’s impressive but not that impressive. If you showed all the photos you’ve taken from google images for your presentations, it would easily match this.

Nice attack on robo-voice. Nice to see your empathy gene is still in good working order.

Comment by DH

good fucking point dave. the way he snubs his big fat fucking nose at copyright makes the chinese look like model fucking citizens.

Comment by andy@cynic

Oh yes, you were innocent weren’t you. Don’t tell me, I ‘made’ you do it.

Comment by Rob

Getty images must be happy now Campbell’s switched to stealing off google. Bet George is pissed though.

Comment by Billy Whizz

Which agency got in trouble with getty after they gave a Rob style presentation and some getty exec was in the audience?

Comment by Billy Whizz

Whatif I think.

Comment by Pete

The hippies. Excellent.

Comment by DH

no fucking wonder we didnt sell to them. couldnt handle all that “pretend youre a tree” bollocks. the happy boys were bad enough but i draw the fucking line at interpretive idea generation,

Comment by andy@cynic


Comment by Billy Whizz

Yes, it was WhatIf … and it was all Cass’ s fault.

The good news for us was that they blamed it on his Scouser roots, not his time working for us.

Comment by Rob

So you’re admitting you’re a Schmeig-head?

Comment by John

smeg fucking head more like.

Comment by andy@cynic

I literally haven’t heard ‘smeg head’ for about 20 years. You should have put that comment on my ‘what does Friday mean’ reminiscing post, it would have been perfect there.

Comment by Rob

My first creative review.

Comment by John

its a fucking good comment wherever i fucking put it.

Comment by andy@cynic

dont you know campbell picking on the everything impaired is like smacking kermit the fucking frog in the bollocks? you sick, wonderful, evil bastard.

Comment by andy@cynic

Lindsay Lohan’s breakdown is just a theory.

Comment by John

Not if you saw her photos over the weekend it isn’t.

Comment by Rob

groupie freak sad bastard.

Comment by andy@cynic

I’ve never seen any photos of her, it was a creationist gag.

Comment by John

Oh for God’s sake Dodd’s, this is not the forum for intellectual humour

Comment by northern

Intellectual. Or humour.

Comment by Rob

Still representing.

Comment by Marcus

watched the video. its no fucking youporn is it.

Comment by andy@cynic

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