The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


If You Don’t Want To Know The Answer, Don’t Ask The Question …
March 12, 2012, 6:15 am
Filed under: Comment

So I am speaking at a conference in Melbourne next month and as part of the ‘publicity’, the organisers asked me to make a little video about what I’ll be talking about.

After I saw this, I decided it might be better if I did something a little different, so I decided to ask some of my colleagues what they think the audience at the Digital Advertising World conference will get from my presentation.

After hearing what they said, it appears, the real winners will be the W+K Shanghai office.

Bastards.


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another fucking freebie holiday. what the fuck.

Comment by andy@cynic

He should write a book called “The 4 hour working year.”

Comment by DH

and why the fuck do those aussie twats keep inviting you to give a rehashed speech of a rehashed presentation you gave 20 years ago that was probably rehashed from something i said anyway.

Comment by andy@cynic

To remind themselves to never let him back in?

Comment by DH

you hate aussies, aussies hate you. what the fuck?

Comment by andy@cynic

but i note when a free holiday is on offer you suddenly love the southern hemisphere thieves. hypofuckingcrite.

Comment by andy@cynic

and for fucks sake by some new clothes. not that i spend much time looking at you and noticing what youre wearing but i know for a fucking fact youve had that “outfit” since 1976. or something.

Comment by andy@cynic

At least it’s not that 70’s Queen tour t.

Comment by DH

its probably under that fucking army wanker for 5 year olds shirt. the only blessing is we didnt see his fucking birkenstocked feet.

Comment by andy@cynic

watched the video and some observations.

1) they all hate you.
2) you work with fucking babes and ugly men.
3) youre still pulling that shit handcuff phone bollocks, 20 years after it was funny.
4) the tony danza lookalike acts better than tony danza.
5) your office is a fucking mess.
6) you must have some serious shit on them to make them publicly acknowledge your fucked up existence.

Comment by andy@cynic

The Tony Danza guy is the birkenstock wearing, metal fan I talked about a few weeks ago.

You hate him now don’t you!

Comment by Rob

The correct answer is a headache.

Comment by John

and a financial fucking disaster.

Comment by andy@cynic

and declining australian tourism numbers.

Comment by andy@cynic

and some sort of fucked up disease.

Comment by andy@cynic

why the fuck is this comment appearing here? fucking fucked up blog, its supposed to be with my other comments under doddsys excellently fucking observed overfuckingview.

Comment by andy@cynic

I agree with all the comments, especially the Tony Danza one.

Comment by Billy Whizz

Are all the photos behind you the compromising pics you have of people to get them to do the things you want them to do but they don’t want to do? Like talk to you and write comments on this blog?

Comment by Billy Whizz

With the amount of good shit Rob gets, I’d say that wall of photos are only the blackmail stuff for that single day because he must have a library of millions. I don’t know what Jill did but to have to marry Rob must be the most extreme blackmail of them all.

Comment by DH

Classic Rob, do something different to the usual pre-promotion video which results in people anticipating your presentation more than everybody else’s.
#Plannerdeviousness.

Comment by Pete

only to realise it was a total antifuckingclimax after theyve heard him.

Comment by andy@cynic

Absolutely Pete. Absolutely.

Comment by Lee Hill

Hi Caitlin..

Comment by niko

It’s so nice to feel such love on here.

Andy Niko, leave my female colleagues alone – it’s bad enough they have Doddsy and Boucher making their life a misery.

Comment by Rob

No they have you.

Comment by John

good fucking point doddsy.

and stop dragging my name through the mud campbell, im going to be a dad any fucking day now and i need to appear a responsible fucking adult, at least till the little sod is born and i realise they destroy my life and finances more than #1 and #2 could ever fucking dream of achieving.

fuck, they little beauty isnt even born yet and ive shelled out the gdp on guatefuckingmala on them,

Comment by andy@cynic

Oh yes … even if I lost my job, my wife, my savings, my gadgets, my birkenstocks and my queen albums, this would still be an incredibly exciting week.

Comment by Rob

you fucking bastard prick. but then you knew that.

Comment by andy@cynic

Yes, but to be fair to me, this is an event more significant than a Royal wedding, Hayley’s comment and a total eclipse of the sun put together.

Comment by Rob

This week? No wonder there’s storm clouds.

Comment by DH

how the fuck do you think i feel?

Comment by andy@cynic

I bet the HR chick is the happiest you’re leaving, she can have a rest from all the written warnings she has to send you.

Comment by DH

She’s fit though

Comment by northern

someone warned me that rob was coming to melbourne…

but no-one mentioned the fact that andy is having a baby! holy shit.
papa boucher.. good luck hot stuff. i hope this week shits all over the best drugs you never paid for.

rob, obviously i have no idea whether i’ll even be in melbourne then. but if i am, it’s my shout.
that is, if you’re not wearing that same outfit i met you in (ie. the one in the video).

Comment by lauren

Lauren! Hurrah!

Lovely to have you pop by. The bad news for you [apart from Andy’s impending fatherhood], is that of all the people I could meet in Melbourne, you’re the only one I absolutely, definitely want to see so if you know what’s good for you, you’ll get the hell out as soon as possible.

Comment by Rob

Haha , gold.
Say hi to my beloved Melbourne from me!!

Comment by Age

Excellent.
You should start with that…

Comment by Rob Mortimer

I’ve seen Jerry Maguire also………

Comment by northern




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