The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

And Suddenly There Was None …
March 13, 2012, 7:15 am
Filed under: Comment

One of the things I am firmly aware of, is that people only ever come on my blog to hear Andy’s rantings.

I could write nothing and it wouldn’t matter. In fact, that would be probably preferable.

Of course, for those of us that know Andy a bit more intimately [but fortunately, not that intimately], his blog persona is not his real persona because if it was, let’s be honest, no one could stand him for more than 2 minutes, let alone have a company with him.

The reason I am saying all this is because he’s not going to be around so much and when he is, it’s quite possible that he will be grumpier than ever … hence I understand why the only people who will come on here from now on will be my Mum and errrrrm, my Mum.

And why is this the case?

Because last night, at around 10pm GMT, Andy helped bring something so beautiful into the World, that the whole premise of genetics is now being questioned

That, or – as we all suspect – his stunning wife was responsible for all.

You see at 10pm last night, Andy became the sickeningly proud father of little Bonnie Jasmine Boucher.

Everyone is deliriously happy and healthy so a huge, Huge, HUGE congratulations … and I promise I won’t mention that you now have another woman in your life who you’ll be funding for the next 20 years.

Well, I won’t mention it for a few weeks anyway.

Seriously, it’s brilliant news and I’m so happy for you all.

Big hugs and come back soon.


37 Comments so far
Leave a comment

Congratulations Andrew. This is fantastic news and with a name like that, she can’t fail to be a star.

My very best to you and yours.

Comment by Lee Hill

Fucking awesome.

Comment by Billy Whizz

Does this mean I’m acting swearer till the master is back?

Comment by Billy Whizz

Yes … if if NP doesn’t want the gig.

Comment by Rob

Nope, trying to impersonate Andy is like running a Media Arts workshop, fucking futile

Comment by northern

Congratulations Andy. Bonnie is a very lucky girl.

Comment by John

Oh yes. Oh yes indeedy.

Comment by Rob

Family are doing well. I swear I saw a tear in Andrew’s eye. I assume from happiness as he was smiling at the time. Well done to everyone, this is going to be a beautiful adventure.

Comment by George

Love, love, love the name. So happy for you all. Big hugs.

Jemma x

Comment by Jemma King

congratulations to mum and dad..

bonnie jasmine boucher:

hi there kid..

welcome to the club..

wonder what you first comment on here will be..

Comment by niko

Let’s hope she doesn’t take after her Dad.

I don’t think her Mum will let that happen so we should all be safe.

Comment by Rob

Fantastic news.
So proud of you Andy.
Kisses and hugs.

Comment by Katerina

I assume child services have been informed as a matter of course…

Nah, actually I’ve always assumed Andy was probably very placid in real life since no-one can maintain the manic vitriol he presents here 24/7 without suffering a coronary and/or being viciously beaten by those who can reach him with a large stick.

So congrats, Andy, from a random stranger who appreciates your creative use of the word ‘fuck’.

Comment by Felix

Congrats Andy, that’s wonderful news.

Comment by Angus

I can’t fucking believe it. That’s fucking awesome. really, you’re not fucking having me on? You’re fucking serious aren’t you. A fucking beautiful baby girl with fucking Andy her father – fucking brilliant. can’t get my fucking head around that. Except to say;

Andy, congratulations, love to the 3 of you.

Comment by Ciaran McCabe

Deadly serious. Good isn’t it …

The extra good news [for Bonnie, that is] is her Mum is a Venezuelan ex-model who is as beautiful on the inside as she is on the outside so if she ends up with her Dad’s genes for swearing, she’ll still look like an angel and if she ends up looking like her Dad, she’ll be elegant and gracious in every way. It’s a Win:Win & I’m jealous.

Comment by Rob

send me some fucking money. and presents. you tight fucks.

im in love but i havent had to change any shitty nappies yet.

later fuckers. much later.

Comment by andy@cynic

What the hell are you doing commenting on here? Your baby isn’t even a day old! Just seeing you write “I’m in love” is wonderful so not ruin the moment by focusing on the nappy bit.

Comment by Rob

Congrats mate, fucking nice one! Enjoy every second of it…

Comment by Age

Congratulations Andy.

God bless little Bonnie.

I will miss your comments.

My father says, “a man becomes a gentleman only after his daughter is born”…happy times ahead.

Comment by swati

If anyone is going to prove your father wrong, it might be Andy.

Comment by Rob

wow. this is cool. Was Andy watching all the process and holding his wife’s hand ?

Andy, woohoo ! You are a champion ! Congrats ! :]]

Comment by toto

Congratulations, Andy, and welcome, Bonnie Jasmine.

Comment by Chris

Sometime sarcasm, irony etc are totally innapropriate.
This is ace.

Comment by northern

This is wonderful news. Becoming a dad is the single bestest thing in the whole wide world. Especially when you land yourselves with daughters – even when they hit their teens.

So well done, Andy. Well done, Mrs. Boucher. Well done, Bonnie. Well done Andy’s prostate.

Much love,

Comment by Marcus

Congratulations Andy 🙂
We’ll hold the fort while you’re away!

Comment by Rob Mortimer

Grrr… bloody planners!
What are you going on about Rob?


Comment by Andy Replacement Service

How dare you pretend that is an Andy replacement. There’s not even one fuck in the comment. Weak. There is only one representative of Daddy B and that’s me you motherfucking fuckers.

Comment by Billy Whizz

What the fuck are you talking about Billy. None of the twats on here can fucking replace me, least of all the fucking planners,don’t try and push me any fucking, now I’ve got a fucking human mone pit to go with the long version
It’s a fucking good job I came on here to escape the screaming and put you twats in order.
At least there’s one good fucking thing to come out of the birth of the screaming, money suction pooh machine, a fucking campbell post that isn’t about fucking planning. I would say keep up the good work campbell but there’s less chance of that than you actually taking time off your paid fucking holiday schedule to do some actual work

Comment by andy@cynic

Capital letters. Most certainly fake.

Comment by Marcus

for the final time: I AM NOT A PLANNER.

Comment by Marcus

Brilliant. Just brilliant. Welcome to the world Bonnie.

Comment by Bazza

I would like to add my warmest congratulations to Andy and Mrs Boucher and a gentle hug to the girl with the most attractive name, little Bonnie Jasmine.
Love from Fiorella xxx

Comment by Fiorella

When my Mum compliments you, it’s basically being anointed by God. You’re blessed Bonnie. And you’re very lucky Andy.

Comment by Rob

Massive (belated) congrats Mr. Andrew Boucher! Wonderful news. Bonnie Jasmine – a lovely name.

Comment by fredrik sarnblad

I think it’s just Bonnie. Not Bonnie-Jasmine. Andy isn’t the double barreled sort.

Comment by Rob

But it is a lovely name. As someone on here said, Bonnie Boucher or Bonnie Jasmine Boucher has a sort of ‘star quality’ to it. Which means Andy couldn’t possibly have chosen it.

Comment by Rob

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: