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… I have a couple of monstrosities for you to check out.
To start, here’s Jon Bon Jovi being his usual humble-self by describing himself as a singer, songwriter, philanthropist and father.
Because he’s advertising a pain killer, isn’t that obvious?
Poor Jon, if he only knew that the only thing he needed to do to relieve the agony is not to listen to every album he’s made since Slippery When Wet.
I especially love the fact the premise of the campaign is ‘revealing your true story’, even though there is more depth in an episode of Geordie Shore than this pile of bollocks.
And now the next.
Proving Kia have the incredible ability to consistently snatch defeat out of the jaws of strategic victory, here’s their SuperBowl ad:
I know their hits have dried up and beggars can’t be choosers, but what the hell??!
Seriously, how less rock n’ roll could you be than advertising pain killers and a C-grade automobile?
Maybe incontinence pads would be worse, but I bet you could position that around living a wild life that has fucked every part of your insides.
Who knows, but the irony is they feel like April Fools day ads, even though they aren’t.
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