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How Pissing Can Explain How People Use Each Social Media Platform.
May 28, 2012, 6:15 am
Filed under: Comment

For the record, ‘pissing’ is a universally acknowledged research metric and anyone who says otherwise simply isn’t in the know. Ahem.


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are you fucking ill?

this post is almost too the fucking point. its a shit point, but its almost to it. what the fuck is going on?

Comment by andy@cynic

Actually I am. With that level of insight, you should be a planner.

Comment by Rob

should be a planner? fuck you. my turds have more insights than most fucking planners.

you say youre ill? with comments like that, it couldnt happen to a nicer fucking bloke.

Comment by andy@cynic

i fucking hate all that social media shit, but people who use quora, myspace and google+ need to be fucking lobotomised.

Comment by andy@cynic

seems saint timberfuckinglake didnt manage to turn myshitspace around. good, fucking little twat. and as long as bono and that wanker kutcher have involvement in the other shit, ill never use them. theres no fucking way in fucking hell ill help those 2 wankers get richer and anyone who does is a fucking asshole.

fact.

Comment by andy@cynic

I don’t like it when I find myself agreeing with you, but on this, I am firmly in your corner.

Comment by Rob

Pininterest: Look at all these pictures of pee.

Comment by DH

Klout: My pee is influential.

Comment by DH

Yahoo: My pee has turned to shit.

Comment by DH

Excite: My pee and shit have been flushed down the toilet forever.

Comment by DH

that little episode has fucking revolted me dave.

i always thought you were ok but youre a fucking silicon valley wannabe twat arent you.

Comment by andy@cynic

I was being sarcastic.

Comment by DH

i dont give a fuck, you still knew their fucking names. valleyboy.

Comment by andy@cynic

Even if Andy isn’t impressed, I am – well done Dave, excellent insulting 2.0 there.

Comment by Rob

robcampbell.wordpress.com: streak of pee

Comment by John

long fucking streak of smelly piss.

Comment by andy@cynic

It’s been done. Not why I come here.

Comment by Ciaran McCabe

why do you come here? assisted suicide? its the only fucking thing its good for.

Comment by andy@cynic

“For the record, ‘pissing’ is a universally acknowledged research metric and anyone who says otherwise simply isn’t in the know.”

“Pissing” is the metric. “Against the wind” is the context.

And one more for your collection:
Tumblr – Fuck Yeah, Ryan Gosling pee’d

Comment by Simon Kendrick

Thank you for the clarification Simon.

Oh yes, Tumblr. What about this one …

Yammer. I heard it peed but no one actually is friends with it to be sure.

Comment by Rob

what the fuck is yammer? dont tell me, i feel much fucking happier for not knowing.

Comment by andy@cynic

That chart makes more sense than most digital gurus.

Comment by Lee Hill

You might find this rather amusing then Lee.

Or anger inducing.

Comment by Rob

Media Arts, strike up a conversation with people whenever they need to pee, the back alleys behind pubs are particularly fertile opportunities to talk to young men around what the need to pee means to them within culture

Comment by northern

I’m impressed Northern, that’s far nicer than I was expecting – I thought you’d suggest they’d be in some gents toilets in a London borough park. Where George Michael hangs. You’re maturing.

Comment by Rob

Only because I hadn’t thought of it

Comment by northern

You’re slipping then, not maturing.

Comment by Rob

/b/ – omgwtfbbqrapecopter what kind of pee is that?!!

Comment by Age




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