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“Who is Shelly?” I hear you cry.
Shelly is the wife of this guy.
Whose that guy?
Well, it’s my oldest and dearest friend Paul isn’t it.
And why should we feel sorry for her?
Because today is his birthday which means she will have to give him his annual shag which would be bad enough in itself, if it weren’t for the fact – as I have explained many times previously – he is hung like a horse.
So spare a thought for Shelly on this painful day … and while you’re at it, wish a very happy, happy birthday to the boy who somehow always ends up having his special day on a weekend and always ends up getting himself into some potential medical disaster.
PS: Sorry Paul, you have to consider this post your ‘present’, I can’t afford to do the newspaper thing again.
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