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This Man Will Boost Your Self Esteem For Cash …
November 14, 2013, 1:03 pm
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This is Thomas Harvey.

He works at W+K Portland and is a Southern gent.

No, that doesn’t mean he’s from London, it means he’s from the place where they talk slowly, say Sir and Ma’am after every sentence and like everything fried.

Even lettuce.

He’s a good man … and, sort-of like our Old Spice campaign, he can make you feel you are the man you wish your man was like.

That doesn’t make sense does it?

Bollocks.

OK, let me explain what I am trying to explain …

Every year at W+K Portland, there’s a pie making/eating contest. It’s a lot of fun and mayhem and it helps raise funds and laughs for charity.

At this very moment, this event is happening.

Seriously, you can check it out by going here.

Anyway, because Thomas is a suit, he has no problem selling out his principals, so when you ‘sponsor’ him [he’s doing it for cancer research], he will show his gratitude by boosting your self esteem and basically letting you feel like you’re the man you wish/delude yourself you were like.

Don’t believe me?

Just look at the comments and eventually you will see what I mean.

Yes, this means he is a charity prostitute, but he’s a lovely charity prostitute.

[Did that clear up the confusion? No? Bugger!]

Anyway, for a small fee you can save lives and delude yourself you are loved and important, so head over to the W+K Pie site, click on Thomas’ name, make a donation, pay on Paypal and sit back and enjoy the attention and charm of a Southern gent.


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Rob Campbell is my lord and savior.

Comment by clowerlovejoy

Mischievous and excellent.

Comment by Lee Hill

I am proud of you Thomas/Clowerlovejoy.

Comment by Rob

How much did it cost to buy clowerlovejoy’s self respect?

Comment by Wayne Green

Is any cause worth being linked to this blog?

Comment by DH

Rob. The headhunter post showed your vindictive side, but this shows your manipulative bastard side. This is a compliment because your nice planner side bores the crap out of me.

Comment by Billy Whizz

dear thomas. youre not lucky enough to know me but you seem like a fairly decent guy so im going to give you some advice. run. run like fuck. it doesnt matter where you go, just get as far away from campbell as you can. grow a beard. get some plastic surgery. do whatever the fuck you can to never be found again. you might think campbell is a nice guy. hes probably thrown in some money for your charity. dont be fucking fooled. this is how he always starts. he comes across as nice, helpful even, then he gets his claws into your soul and fucks you harder than a pneumatic drill shoved deep in your ass. dont say i didnt warn you.

last thing. if what ive told you doesnt scare you, remember hes a queen loving, birkenstock wearing, nottingham born planner. the perfect storm of fucking disaster. good luck.

Comment by andy@cynic

Gold.

Comment by DH

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