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The Daily Mail Knows The Big Issues …
April 14, 2014, 6:15 am
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What do you think the biggest issues in the World are right now?

The economic crisis?

The political unrest around the World?

The unanswered questions of doomed flight MH370?

Maybe it’s something closer to home …


The budget?


Well if you said any of these you’d be wrong.

How do I know?

Because an international newspaper – in fact, an international newspaper with one of the highest visitor rates of any website in the World – say’s so.

That’s right, the good ol’ Daily Mail … the paper that says it fights for the big issues [as long as they play to their prejudiced agenda] produced a front page that showed the World we’re all fools for worrying about death, war, destruction and loss of hope, because the news that should be on top of all our minds is this:

Yep, make-up tips to look like Kim bloody Kardashian.

Though to be fair, they never once mentioned you should look like you’re made of plastic or that you should appear in a porn movie or even have a Mum that will shop you around like a gypsy trying to sell some pegs door-to-door.

So well done Daily Mail, you’ve shown the World what a real news story really is and for the life of me, I cannot work out why people think you are a home for tabloid hacks who wouldn’t know quality journalism if it came up and smashed you in the face.

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Maybe there’s something good that they choose to put less tragic stories on their front page. Before I get attacked, I did say “maybe”.

Comment by Pete

youre turning into a happy clappy sad fuck.

Comment by andy@cynic

I hate to say it, but I agree with Andy.

Comment by Rob

Your Kardashian synopsis is evil excellence. US Weekly columnist, here you come.

Comment by Pete

“The public get what the public want.”

Comment by John

I want hot models with low self esteem. When do I get that then doddsy?

Comment by Billy Whizz

Just before you’re arrested for sex pest crimes.

Comment by DH

no one on here is classed as the fucking public. 90% arent even classed as fucking human.

Comment by andy@cynic

Kiss take less time to get ready than the woman in the article.

Comment by Billy Whizz

Are you saying you’d rather shag Gene Simmons?

Comment by DH

he wouldnt even stand a chance to fuck the madame tussord version of tongueface.

Comment by andy@cynic

I would and it would love it.

Comment by Billy Whizz

This rubbish is why I will tell my little girl she’s perfect as she is everyday
Unless she develops a liking for queen that is

Comment by Northern

Why are you awake????

Comment by Rob

So why do you read it everyday?

Comment by DH

because hes a sad fuck. he still reads kerrang for fucks sake.

Comment by andy@cynic

I read lots of papers and magazines every day … including [as Pete suggested] US Weekly. Though obviously, I only read that weekly. Ahem.

Besides, if lots of people read it, it gives me a shortcut into knowing what’s in their heads which is – ironically – not very much if they’re reading the Daily Fail.

Comment by Rob

Rob… Just stick to Kate Moss Friday’s on AdScam. In ten years time, Kim will have an arse the size of the fucking Albert Hall. Kate will still have a tiny, tasty shagerific bum.
Cheers/George “AdScam” Parker

Comment by adscamgeorge

her ass is already the size of the albert hall, but in a few years it will need scaffolding to stop the roof touching the fucking floor.

Comment by andy@cynic

Andy… Ah, that would indeed be a massive canvas for Michelangelo to daub with his brushes. Thank God for you and I and our ability to raise the putrid level of conversation on Rob’s blog to heavenly heights.

Comment by adscamgeorge

he owes a fucking fortune.

Comment by andy@cynic

Ahhhhh, the mutually beneficial fanclub. So sweet.

Comment by Rob

The greatest compliment for any news editor is to not appear on this blog.

Comment by George

The Daily Mail makes politicians look honourable.

Comment by Wayne Green

no fucking comment for 15 hours. are people finally getting some fucking taste. talking of taste, where the fuck is mortimer? he used to be a groupie and now even that fuck has managed to escape. how the fuck did he pull that off and why the fuck havent i yet? because im a saint. a fucking saint. and will any of you bastards send me a birthday bankers draft in a few weeks? will you fuck. pricks.

Comment by andy@cynic

@Andy, in spite of the fact you are a fucking prince. You are obviously a masochist. Yes, I also respond to Rob’s inane posts about Queen and Birkenstock s. But only at three in the morning here in the Fourth Reich, and I am on the third bottle of Idaho’s superb potato vodka. I intend to contact my good mate Neil Christie at W+K London and find out how Rob manages to produce anything of worth to the W+K empire when he is never in the fucking office.
Cheers/ George “AdScam” Parker

Comment by adscamgeorge

Please make that a podcast George.

Comment by John

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