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I don’t know how it happened, but we’re in June already.
That means we’ve had 6 months of 2014.
We’re 6 months away from Christmas!!!
6 and a bit months away from 2015!!!
But that all pales in comparison to the fact we’re 10 days away from my birthday!!!
Yes, I know at my age you should be keeping things like that quiet, rather than shouting it from the rooftops … but I’m an only child so I’m in it for what I can get.
Which sadly will be ‘not much’, but this subtle email is an attempt to change that.
Though all this email will actually achieve is appearing in the Oxford English Dictionary as an example of ‘hope’.
But it’s not all bad news.
You see the kind folk in the Chinese Government have sensed my concern so have deemed today a public holiday.
No, I’m not joking.
I’d say it’s getting embarrassing, but it reached that stage ages ago.
So as I sit at home playing PS4, know I feel very uncomfortable about all this time off.
No, seriously, I do.
But on the bright side, at least I’m getting an idea of what retirement will be like.
And it’s freaking awesome!!!
So see you tomorrow … unless China decides to bestow another holiday on us.
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