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Time We All Took A Deep Breath …
June 13, 2014, 6:10 am
Filed under: Comment

So after the shocking news of yesterday, I think today needs to be an uber-quiet post so we can all try and catch our breath and not stress out too much.

The good news for you all is that while I will be bringing a ‘mini-Campbell’ into society … thanks to my wife’s genetic influence, it will be waaaaaaay better, nicer, smarter, kinder, more beautiful than I could ever hope to be, so don’t stress too much … I’m sure he/she won’t even like Birkenstocks!

Talking about my wife, it’s her birthday on Sunday, so I want to wish her a wonderful, wonderful day and I hope she won’t mind that her present will consist of baby stuff, because having just done a quick search on the internet, I’ve found out how utterly expensive everything is and I’ll be buggered if I’m going to let my gadget fund take a hit just to buy her something as well.


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thank fuck the evil prick of campbell normality still exists. yesterdays news almost did me fucking in. happy birthday jill. dont know what will be happy about it when you have to wake up to that bastard every morning.

Comment by andy@cynic

I’m not going to believe it until I see a baby and a birth certificate.

Comment by DH

To be honest Dave, neither am I.

Comment by Rob

@Rob I am sure it is a total coincidence, and Mrs C knows it is all tongue in cheek but….but

Mario Balotelli had the exact same reaction as you Rob when told he was going to be a father..

Comment by niko

Does Rob want to be compared to an emotionally conflicted, millionaire, international footballer? Probably. Is that his birthday present from you Niko?

Comment by Pete

on the plus side, the fucker is so old hell pop his birkenstocks soon and then you can live off all his fucking cash. you will have earned every fucking cent.

Comment by andy@cynic

oh fuck, youre with child. forget him popping his birkenstocks, hell just go more fucking senile so you can still have him around but still spend all his fucking cash because the bastard wont know what day it is. result.

Comment by andy@cynic

take note on what a fucking sensitive gentleman i am.

Comment by andy@cynic

George Clooney watch out.

Comment by DH

With that bedside manner, you should be a Doctor.

Comment by Rob

In other news, it was good to see Fifa’s corruption extending to the refereeing of the first match of the world cup. Who are you going to support when it’s england v italy Rob? Probably whoever ends up winning.

Comment by DH

sepp twater.

Comment by andy@cynic

Without wishing to be serious … you should read Andrew Jennings book on FIFA. It’s not as good as the one he wrote on the IOC, but it offers devastating insight into how they operate, though if you can’t be bothered with that, this recent article of his gives some food for thought:

Comment by Rob

Fifa is organised crime but Blatter is more bumbling uncle than godfather.

Comment by Pete

I’m still smiling from your news. Even FIFA’s stupidity can’t ruin that.
Happy birthday for sunday Jill.

Comment by George

You’re way too easily pleased.

Comment by Rob

Such wonderful news. Also a tiny bit alarming. But mainly wonderful. You’re going to be a very good father.

Comment by Marcus

My NIKE client said he’s very happy for me but scared for the kid. You both would get along famously … but thank you lovely, that’s very kind.

Comment by Rob

So are you getting her an Artoo Detoo pram?

Comment by Northern

Oh my god, that’s a genius idea …

Comment by Rob

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