The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


Celebrities All Want To Be Me …
August 4, 2014, 6:12 am
Filed under: Birkenstocks, Comment

… sure, some of them are decidedly z-grade and only one of the featured ‘celebrities’ is a man, but that doesn’t take away from the fact that this appeared in Bloomberg Business Week Magazine [which I appreciate is hardly the bible of style] alongside a massive article which – in a desperate attempt to show I’m not fashion kryptonite – you can read here.

Move over Gok Wan, the real fashion forward, style leader is here.


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Is it a coincidence that photo of Jess Alba in birkenstocks is the first picture of Jess Alba where she looks shit? I think not.

Comment by DH

Wear birkenstocks. Look like a frumpy mummy looking like a trampy Campbell.

Comment by DH

They still look better than Rob. But then, so does my shit.

Comment by Billy Whizz

tranny campbell would be a better fucking description.

Comment by andy@cynic

even if he would be the most hideous fucking woman ever lived. not too hideous for billy though.

Comment by andy@cynic

I don’t know about Tranny Campbell … but I think you’re right about Billy still being willing to go for it.

[Sorry Billy]

Comment by Rob

I wouldn’t even fuck you with Dodds cock.

Comment by Billy Whizz

“This summer you’ll find men’s floral-leather pairs by Givenchy ($600), leopard-print decoys by Steve Madden ($90), and Rachel Zoe’s metallic version ($295), which she calls the Berk.”

Couldn’t have put it better myself.

Comment by john

id call it the the blind fuckhead.

Comment by andy@cynic

Waris is wearing socks with his. Sicko. Even Rob doesn’t stoop that low. Wish he did, the sight of his disgusting bare feet are scorched in my eyes.

Ps. Who the fuck is Waris?

Comment by Billy Whizz

if he wears birkenstocks who the fuck cares.

Comment by andy@cynic

There is no way I would do that. I’m a man. From Nottingham. We’re tougher than tough. Or something.

Comment by Rob

Is that why you had to move to China?

Comment by DH

Noooooooooooooooo.

Comment by Bazza

iBirkenstocks?

Comment by Rob

I will never really understand how the fashion industry works. I am sure their strategy is to elevate shock value every year to retain intrigue and interest, but can anything be more shocking than putting birkenstocks on the fashion pedestal?

Comment by Pete

I hope not or we can expect to see queen tees walking along the catwalks next season.

Comment by George

Working on it.

Comment by Rob

fashion fucks make planning fucks look less mind fucked.

Comment by andy@cynic

You can all bitch and moan … I am a fashionista and you’ll all have to deal with it.

Comment by Rob

If you’re a fashionista, I’m fine with being a tramp.

Comment by DH

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I have no idea why someone would want to repost this unless they are the [fashion] police … but thank you. I think. Fools.

Comment by Rob

So what Rob is saying is that once a generation he looks fashionable.
I’m sure planner would post rationalise that as 20 years ahead of the curve.
That said, there is no way Queen t-shirts will ever have there moment, especially when I destroy their cred even further by wearing one for a week.

Comment by Northern

And you will Mr Northern. The journey to that conclusion has already commenced. Cue: Evil Laugh.

Comment by Rob

…and Fred will even wear army surplus

Comment by Northern

is this some gay planner gangbang fuckfest?

Comment by andy@cynic

And my spelling is even worse than usual

Comment by Northern

if you think thats your biggest problem youre fucking mental.

Comment by andy@cynic




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