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Another Wonderful, Innocent Victim …
September 18, 2014, 6:15 am
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This is Paula.

Today she joins us as a planner on NIKE.

She was an athlete who was once tipped to be a future Olympian.

This is much better than having me on the business given all I was ever tipped for was to be a fat bastard.

On the positive, I achieved my goal whereas she decided to turn her back on hers and just do sport for the sheer love of it.

Anyway she’s very happy to be here and we’re very happy to have her here.

So welcome Paula – and next time I promise to ask to steal a photo off your Facebook page.

19 Comments so far
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A planning babe. What a surprise.

Comment by DH

3 minutes in campbells company will change that.

Comment by andy@cynic

As if living in China wasn’t bad enough, she has you as her boss. I suppose being an exathlete she is used to facing her pain barriers. Good luck Paula, you’re going to need it.

Comment by DH

can you hear that noise? its nike breathing a big sigh of fucking relief.

Comment by andy@cynic

I thought it was Billy breathing down the phone

Comment by John

In your dreams Dodds.

Comment by Billy Whizz

Dirty Dodds?

Comment by DH

That sounds like an updated version of an old Eastenders character.

Comment by George

hr violation before shes even fucking started, thats quick even for you campbell.

Comment by andy@cynic

I’ve got some planning that needs doing.

Comment by Billy Whizz

you dont need a planner, you need a fucking std specialist.

Comment by andy@cynic

It’s spelt p-l-u-m-b-i-n-g Billy.

Comment by Rob

Well if I don’t put her off this job, you guys just have.

Thanks. Thanks a lot.

Comment by Rob

You’re in excellent hands Paula. Congratulations.

Comment by George


Comment by Northern

Of me? Yes … I don’t blame you, she’s super smart.

Comment by Rob

But does she wear Birkenstocks?

Comment by Northern

What odds will someone give me that she will come back for another day. 1000/1? 10000/1?

Comment by Billy Whizz

[…] think it’s only been 2 years since this is mindblowing […]

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