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Before you press the arrow, please make sure your rubbish bin is handy, you’re probably going to be throwing up into it within 2 minutes.
[NB: This film so old, you’ve probably all already seen it which means this post is even more pointless than usual … but since when has that ever stopped me? I’ll tell you. Never]
Seriously, how many [hipster/millennial] cliches are in that?
I swear to god it has to be some sort of World Record.
I’m not sure if it was written by a researcher, a planner or the wannabe-client.
Regardless, all I can say is that if I was going to be reading that load of contrived wank, I’d be talking in a low voice as well. I can only assume that whoever wrote it also wrote this.
And for the record, if any of you go there when it opens … you’re not part of the present, you’re part of the pretentious wannabes set and the only thing you should be served is a swift karate kick to the throat.
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