The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

Love Is …
September 22, 2016, 6:15 am
Filed under: Comment

… giving a present.

No, I don’t mean ‘being present’ in the moment.

I literally mean, receiving a present.

Yep. Forget all that guff about emotions and a lifetime together, if you don’t give someone something from ARTE, then you’re destined to live a life of loneliness and solitude.

Also known as ‘Billy’.

Mind you, even that isn’t as bad as this blast from the past.

Honestly, I still find it amazing they did it.

Didn’t do it again though …

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Fuck. You.

Comment by Billy Whizz

dont fucking react. youve had more action than campbells had hot fucking dinners and thats a lot of fucking dinners. shame they all looked like a frozen fucking meal for 1 but beggars cant be choosers.

Comment by andy@cynic

Are you talking about my hot dinners or Billy’s ‘conquests’?

Comment by Rob

does it fucking make the slightest bit of difference.

Comment by andy@cynic

Snappy comeback.

Comment by Rob

I hope arte sue you for showing your shitty feet in the reflection of their sign.

Comment by Billy Whizz

his feet point in different directions. even theyre embarrassed to be seen with him.

Comment by andy@cynic

ex 1 and 2 must shop their all the fucking time.

Comment by andy@cynic

Platinum membership.

Comment by DH

Never heard of arte but it looks to me the only difference between their overpriced goods and Tiffany’s overpriced goods is they use a darker shade of blue.

Comment by DH

Well that’s my future confirmed.

Comment by John

You sound like you hadn’t realised that till just now.

Comment by Rob

If only.

Comment by John

Love is…. an iPhone 7.

Comment by Bazza

no it fucking isnt. but the iphone 8 might have some features worth fucking having.

Comment by andy@cynic

iPhone 28.
(Sorry Baz)

Comment by George

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