Love Is …
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September 22, 2016, 6:15 am
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… giving a present.
No, I don’t mean ‘being present’ in the moment.
I literally mean, receiving a present.
Yep. Forget all that guff about emotions and a lifetime together, if you don’t give someone something from ARTE, then you’re destined to live a life of loneliness and solitude.
Also known as ‘Billy’.
Mind you, even that isn’t as bad as this blast from the past.
Honestly, I still find it amazing they did it.
Didn’t do it again though …
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Fuck. You.
Comment by Billy Whizz September 22, 2016 @ 6:26 amdont fucking react. youve had more action than campbells had hot fucking dinners and thats a lot of fucking dinners. shame they all looked like a frozen fucking meal for 1 but beggars cant be choosers.
Comment by andy@cynic September 22, 2016 @ 6:49 amAre you talking about my hot dinners or Billy’s ‘conquests’?
Comment by Rob September 22, 2016 @ 7:49 amdoes it fucking make the slightest bit of difference.
Comment by andy@cynic September 22, 2016 @ 8:49 amSnappy comeback.
Comment by Rob September 22, 2016 @ 7:49 amI hope arte sue you for showing your shitty feet in the reflection of their sign.
Comment by Billy Whizz September 22, 2016 @ 6:29 amhis feet point in different directions. even theyre embarrassed to be seen with him.
Comment by andy@cynic September 22, 2016 @ 6:50 amex 1 and 2 must shop their all the fucking time.
Comment by andy@cynic September 22, 2016 @ 6:47 amPlatinum membership.
Comment by DH September 22, 2016 @ 6:59 amNever heard of arte but it looks to me the only difference between their overpriced goods and Tiffany’s overpriced goods is they use a darker shade of blue.
Comment by DH September 22, 2016 @ 7:01 amWell that’s my future confirmed.
Comment by John September 22, 2016 @ 7:04 amYou sound like you hadn’t realised that till just now.
Comment by Rob September 22, 2016 @ 7:50 amIf only.
Comment by John September 22, 2016 @ 7:55 amLove is…. an iPhone 7.
Comment by Bazza September 22, 2016 @ 8:46 amno it fucking isnt. but the iphone 8 might have some features worth fucking having.
Comment by andy@cynic September 22, 2016 @ 8:49 amiPhone 28.
Comment by George September 22, 2016 @ 10:04 am(Sorry Baz)