The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


Accidental Porn …
August 7, 2017, 6:15 am
Filed under: Attitude & Aptitude, Comment, Names

So I was in a toyshop recently when I saw this …

Now I appreciate this might say more about how my brain works rather than the manufacturers, but does this sound dodgy to you?

Woodman?

WOODMAN?

OK, so the thing is made of wood, but come on …

Look at the pose of that ‘icon’.

Hands on hips.

Thrusting groin.

Shit-eating smirk on its face.

This is pure filth masquerading as innocence.

Then there’s the fact we’re talking about a toy that is a big, steam engine that is thrusting itself into a deep, dark tunnel and the manufacturers may as well just slap a ‘Pornhub’ logo on the box and be done with it.

I know … I know … I’m talking utter shite, but it’s Monday morning so what do you expect?

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24 Comments so far
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Nope, never seen anything like that on Youporn

Comment by northern

Not looking hard enough.

Comment by DH

“Hard enough” was not intentional.

Comment by DH

Is that why you’re up so early Northern?

Comment by Rob

Except you’re not are you …

After so long being ‘timezone positive’, I’m finding it very difficult to come to terms with being right at the back. Which is weird, given that’s been the story of my life for so long.

Comment by Rob

Yep now I can be first to reply, since you post at times I’m bored with media planning (between 9 and 5 GMT)

Comment by northern

Would you be known as plywoodman?

Comment by DH

more like fucking laminateman.

Comment by andy@cynic

FTW

Comment by DH

Oak, root to tip

Comment by northern

have you had too much fucking tea?

Comment by andy@cynic

but not as much as campbell must have with this bollocks.

Comment by andy@cynic

How is a wooden train set a concept?

Comment by George

Good point George. Not really the main point, but a good one all the same.

Comment by Rob

Not for children under the age of 6 (+6), apparently.

Also, what does the word “concept” add to the sell? Interesting.

Comment by fredrik sarnblad

theyre all fucking perverts.
and where the fuck have you been hiding mr sweden?

Comment by andy@cynic

I believe you have a point, andy@cynic. Me, I’ve been hiding in the dark crevices of agency planning in New England…Boston, to be precise.

Comment by fredrik sarnblad

so you sent this post by fucking carrier pigeon then.

Comment by andy@cynic

There’s no tunnel – it’s all in your mind. A mind that the therapists of LA will be lining up to decode.

Comment by John

He will have to join a very long queue John.

Comment by George

He’ll find a way to get to the front of it.

Comment by John

Rule 34 applies

Comment by Ian Gee

You are being very generous Ian.

Comment by Lee Hill

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