The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]

The Only Way I’ll Ever Wear Socks With My Birkenstocks …
August 30, 2017, 6:15 am
Filed under: A Bit Of Inspiration, Birkenstocks

… is by wearing my new t-shirt from my friends at RedBubble.

Trust me, if you think you’re offended by it, you should see how my colleagues feel.

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You’re the only person who would look better wearing socks with birkies.
Anything to hide your feet.

Comment by DH

id prefer the socks on his fucking face.

Comment by andy@cynic

And is this week your most superficial week of superficial posts ever m? It’s been lame even by your standards.

Comment by DH

hes trying to make you miss his planning bollocks. dont fall for his fucked up trap.

Comment by andy@cynic

It gets worse Andy. I’ll win you over. Oh yes …

Comment by Rob

campbell. are you trying to literally be the worst fucking dressed in history? the good news is you just need some birkenstock logo jeans and your dream is completed. you sick fucking fool.

Comment by andy@cynic

Working on it …

Comment by Rob

How haven’t you got a sponsorship deal yet?

Comment by George

I know … what does it take to get a freebie pair?

Comment by Rob

not giving you a free fucking pair makes me like those lesbian sandal makers more than i ever thought i fucking could.

Comment by andy@cynic

What Andy said x 1000

Comment by DH

That’s five seconds if my life I’ll never get back.

Comment by John

I regard you wearing socks as a step in the right direction, even if it is only on a shirt at present.

Comment by Lee Hill

[…] only disappointment was he wasn’t wearing his trademark Birkenstocks. But it was December so I can probably just about forgive […]

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Did Rob put you up to this?
Do you want me to call the police?

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