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Money Makes You Badass …
October 9, 2017, 6:15 am
Filed under: Attitude & Aptitude, Before Fame, Confidence

A long held belief is that money makes you more attractive.

Not because you can afford cosmetic surgery, but because for some people, the prospect of wealth makes you look past the outer ugliness of the person who currently has it.

Well I recently saw a photo of Jeff Bezos and he proves wealth doesn’t just make you better looking, it makes you The Terminator.

I’m now going to spend the week trying to ignore the fact I look more like Jeff the book seller.

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i preferred this blog when you were away on fucking mondays.

Comment by andy@cynic

+1

Comment by DH

how the fuck did bezos get any funding in 1998?

Comment by andy@cynic

Because the first VC he visited was called “cat ladies” then he went to “vicars tea party”. He was a slam dunk.

Comment by DH

are you fucking drunk?

Comment by andy@cynic

His 2017 look makes his Whole Foods buy look even stranger now.

Comment by DH

As opposed to buying some ‘bulk up, gym junkie, shake company’ you mean?

Comment by Rob

Bet he’s banging chicks like Weinstein.

Comment by Billy Whizz

I admire your topicality. Your sensitivity? Not so much …

Comment by Rob

Look in the mirror Campbell.

Comment by Billy Whizz

He was already a billionaire in 1998 so I’m afraid this post is a return to form.

Comment by John

when the fuck has it not been a return to form?

Comment by andy@cynic

Last Monday.

Comment by John

you mean the day he went on a fucking all expenses trip and claimed it was for work?

Comment by andy@cynic

Brilliant.

Comment by Pete

i know i am now tell me something i dont fucking know.

Comment by andy@cynic

The photo reminds me of the before/after photographs that appear in late night US infomercials.

Comment by Lee Hill

Love the header *roars*.

Comment by Charles Frith




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