The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


Half Way Mark …

How the hell is it June already?

It literally seems like two minutes ago that I was making that epic Christmas ‘Baywatch’ special with my best mate Paul.

You don’t know what I’m talking about?

Weird, as it was a Youtube phenomenon, with an amazing 38 views as of the time of writing.

Oh well, here we are … 6 months into 2018, how has it been for you so far?

I’ll tell you how it’s been for me after I’ve seen how many presents I receive from you on my birthday – which happens in just 12 days time.

Subtle aren’t I?

And yes, this may well be the worst post I’ve ever written.

Well, I could say that if I hadn’t included the ‘career car crash’ film in the post. With it, I think it’s fair to say it absolutely is the worst post I’ve ever written, and that is saying something, especially when I compare it against the iPod singing, Scorpions disaster.

[Which was all your fault Marcus]

Anyway, after all that horror, I wish you a good weekend and if it has deeply disturbed you, remember if I’ve been able to have a semi-decent career with this alarming lack of judgment, you’re going to be just fine.

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19 Comments so far
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It’s five months.

Comment by John

we already know the fuck cant count ans that is not the biggest issue in this fucking post doddsy.

Comment by andy@cynic

The biggest issue is that you chose to watch the video.

Comment by John

Kill me.

Comment by Billy Whizz

That can be arranged.

Comment by Rob

what the fuck were you thinking?
how were you not arrested. or divorced. or kicked out the fucking country.
how have you got a wife and a job. stephen hawking couldnt work that shit out. you are a fucking car crash campbell. the only positive is you dont drink because i dont want to think what that would mean for your level of fuckwitness.
my eyes are going to sue.

Comment by andy@cynic

Worse, we did it on Christmas day.

Comment by Rob

you were the christmas fucking turkeys.

Comment by andy@cynic

you and your fucking mate paul deserve eachother. but the world doesnt.

Comment by andy@cynic

Fucking hell.

Comment by DH

Please stick to strategy Robert.

Comment by Lee Hill

I’m talking about it being June 1 already. Amazing.

Comment by DH

twat.

Comment by andy@cynic

You are shameless Robert. Both for the video and your birthday reminder subtlety.

Comment by George

Yes … the birthday reminder is the most important one. Ha.

Comment by Rob

you do know when you have to remind people of your birthday it means youre as popular as hitler?

Comment by andy@cynic

That’s because Rob knows he’s as popular as hitler. Though he’s more Mussolini.

Comment by DH

Where was that shot, Rob? Skegness?

Comment by Ian Gee

Sunny Skegness.

Comment by Rob




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