The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


Illusion Cocks …

So recently I was in Berlin and had one of the most underwhelming dinners of my life at Soho House.

For those of you who don’t know Soho House, they describe themselves as a ‘private members’ club for people in the creative industries’.

Maybe that’s true, but having gone to the bathroom and seen their urinals, I think Soho House Berlin is actually a private members club for men who like to think they’re big swinging dicks so will happily pay their $2000 annual membership fee just so they can keep using their toilets that have been designed to reaffirm their delusions.

Or something.

Regardless, it’s evil genius – because to paraphrase Bernie Madoff, when you offer people something they want, they never want to look too hard into it because they don’t want their fantasy to be shown for its reality.

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I spoke at a thing there this past May. I went in a Cubicle.

Comment by Marcus

Did you leave thinking your penis was huge or that the food was underwhelming?

Comment by DH

I’m not sure I eat anything.

Comment by Marcus

Speak to you in 15 mins Marcus?

Comment by Rob

what the fuck are you doing marcus?

Comment by andy@cynic

Ready when you are, Robert.

Comment by Marcus

The end of the world.

Comment by DH

I don’t know if I love this post or hate it. But saying you had an underwhelming dinner there when I know you wouldn’t have been paying makes it one of the most 1% first world problems I’ve ever heard.

Comment by DH

you can be sure as fuck he didnt pay for the trip to berlin either, the freeloading wanker.

Comment by andy@cynic

You are both right. Damnit …

Comment by Rob

Not exactly difficult.

Comment by DH

did you feel initmidated campbell?

Comment by andy@cynic

isnt that loo just the size of your best mates cock?

Comment by andy@cynic

Paul will be so proud his private parts are so freely discussed on this blog.

Comment by Rob

I never saw you as a Soho House patron Robert. Even as a guest.

Comment by Lee Hill

if its free hed attend a derby county match.

Comment by andy@cynic

I’m guessing you used the one on the left.

Comment by John

im assuming campbells cock could fit in the holes in their drain on the floor.

Comment by andy@cynic

They’re small for my cock.

Comment by Billy Whizz

It’s good to dream.

Comment by Rob

Fuck. You.

Comment by Billy Whizz

Maybe their criteria for membership is less about private part size and more about having to be 8 feet tall?

Comment by Pete




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