The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


Post Office Windows …

When I was a kid, I would love to look at the post office notice board.

Every week it would be filled with different items for sale – from bikes to beds – with maybe the odd babysitter or gardener ad thrown in-between.

Decades later – literally – I pass the local post office in Fulham and now have Roxy and her massage centre stage.

I’m not judging, I just find it interesting … though I have to admit, I don’t find it nearly as interesting as the massage ad that appears bottom left.

Therapeutic or not … a ‘pay as much as you want’, female only massage, feels dodgier than a night out with Billy in the Bronx … and that’s VERY dodgy.


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The best night out you’ll never be invited to have.

Comment by Billy Whizz

Good … because I’m still trying to get over the last one and that was about 12 years ago.

Comment by Rob

My liver is still suffering from my last night out with Billy. But my conscience has been ruined forever.

Comment by DH

you fucking lightweight.

Comment by andy@cynic

Maybe it is a continuation of your infamous Tango telephone box campaign? They have just evolved if to the more socially acceptable post office window?

Comment by George

Still the best bit of mayhem I’ve been a part of. Shame it got pulled in about 12 seconds … though being talked about in parliament is still one of my great accolades. Ha.

Comment by Rob

Only you would be proud of that.

Comment by George

I would be.

Comment by Bazza

I’ve called Roxy. She’s expecting you at two o’clock this afternoon.

Comment by Marcus

Thank you Marcus. It will be nice to catch up with John Dodds while I’m there.

Comment by Rob

Legally speaking, does this constitute pimping?

Comment by John

Well if anyone should now, you would.

Comment by Rob

Burn.

Comment by Bazza

fuck me campbell, almost a decent insult. might hate you a little fucking less today. emphasis on might.

Comment by andy@cynic

where kerb crawlers go when their car is in for a fucking service.

Comment by andy@cynic

That might be the darkest thing you’ve said in a long time.

Comment by DH




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