The Musings Of An Opinionated Sod [Help Me Grow!]


When Politeness Goes Porn …

So this COVID-19 thing has – as I’ve written a bunch of times – brought the best and worst out of people and companies.

But one thing I’ve not really talked about is the humour it has ignited.

The best bit being some of it was not meant to be humour but it’s hilarious.

So to make your week much happier, have a look at this piece of accidental hilarity … which may be one of the best examples of self-serving [under the guise of politeness and consideration] middle-class [which today means, posh-class] England, since the editorial in today’s Daily Mail.

You’re welcome.


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Oh god.

Comment by George

Oh yes.

Comment by Rob

I like that the author of the note could have asked for the letter to be left under the doormat or behind the garbage but decided they still want their letters through their door.

Comment by Pete

Good point.

Looking polite but don’t want to change their routine.

Comment by Rob

the owner wanted the postman to deposit his package on her rug. this smut shit is easy as fuck to write isnt it.

Comment by andy@cynic

That note sounds like it could have been from the script from the UK version of the movie, Porky’s

Comment by Pete

Hahahaha …

Back in the [I think] 70’s, there were a bunch of UK ‘adult’ movies called ‘Confessions of a [insert job like postman, windows cleaner, taxi driver] … and this note DEFINITELY reads like a script from one of those.

Comment by Rob

also known as 70s kids sex ed class.

Comment by andy@cynic

I hope you wrote this note Rob.

Comment by Bazza

I wish. But no. But I could …. hahaha.

Comment by Rob

your flaps would need a fuckload of disinfectant before a fucking bomb disposal expert with no sense of smell would go anywhere fucking near them.

Comment by andy@cynic

I wonder if that is dirty talk for members of the royal family?

Comment by DH

So corona is an std?

Comment by Billy Whizz




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