Filed under: A Bit Of Inspiration, Attitude & Aptitude, Brilliant Marketing Ideas In History, Cars, Creativity, Culture, Cunning, Daddyhood, Entertainment, Experience, Happiness, Insight, Marketing, Mum & Dad, Parents
I’m a husband.
And a father.
I supposedly hold down a senior job at a highly respected company.
I have responsibilities … mortgages and a bunch of other things ‘older people’ should have.
And yet despite all that, when I saw this ad for Hot Wheels, I totally got what they were saying.
Oh Hot Wheels.
When I was a kid, they were the toy cars to have.
Matchbox made the practical but Hot Wheels made the sexy.
The souped up.
The ‘fuck, that looks cool’.
Kids who were good at maths would play with Matchbox but kids who could play the guitar would have Hot Wheels.
I must admit, I am shocked at all this emotion coming out of me despite the fact I haven’t bought – or played with – a toy car for at least 36 years. And that’s why I love this ad so much, because in an instant – and without showing any product whatsoever – I get it.
I totally get it.
Given this ad appeared on a motorway, I am assuming Hot Wheels actually want to target people like me.
Their goal being to awaken my memories of their brilliant toy cars and introduce my kids to them.
It could be because a while back I read Hot Wheels was a billion dollar company under threat.
Not from other toy car competitors, but because parents didn’t know how to play toy cars with their children. Especially Mum’s with boys.
[Don’t call me sexist, this is what they said]
Whatever the truth is, this ad worked for me.
It not only reminded me how much I loved Hot Wheels, it made me want to play with them with Otis. Which all goes to show that while the features of a brand can be copied, it’s spirit and values are always unique.
Filed under: A Bit Of Inspiration, Attitude & Aptitude, Brilliant Marketing Ideas In History, Comment, Creativity, Culture, Entertainment, Insight, Marketing
Yes, I’m going there.
It’s an issue that most brands in this category, approach with caution.
Actually scrap that, they approach it with clinical rationality.
Of course, some try and break the ‘taboo’ by doing something very different … but most of the time, it’s done more for the ad agencies ego than the good of the brand or audience.
However I recently saw an ad – even though it’s 2 years old, but they decided to re-run it during Donald Trump’s press conference yesterday [how’s that for once-in-a-lifetime blog relevance!] – that did it very differently but very well …
Sure, you could argue it’s a fusion between the old Heineken ‘Man Of The World’ ads … mixed with a dash of ‘The Most Interesting Man In The World’ campaign for Don Equis and a splash of Old Spice, but it’s bloody lovely.
Also bloody lovely is the line “I’m a man of a certain age” and the premise that “when you’re used to being in control it’s hard not to be”.
While some may say this sort of thing is easier when you have a client who makes a product that needs to stand out and break free from category stereotypes … my experience on brands most people would kill to work on, tells me that I bet this was still a challenge to pull off.
But they did pull it off and they did it with relevance to the product, category and audience … which is to be massively applauded.
It might not entirely break the taboo, but it might crack it …
Lovely insight. Lovely line. Lovely execution. Well done to all behind it.
Filed under: A Bit Of Inspiration, Attitude & Aptitude, Childhood, Comment, Culture, Emotion, Empathy, Entertainment, Music, Perspective, Queen
So a while back I went to see Queen with Adam Lambert.
The last time I saw them, Queen were made up of the original four.
It was also the last time the original 4 would ever play live together.
Of course at the time, I didn’t know that was going to be the case – though rumor says Freddie did, even if the rest of the band weren’t yet aware – however despite only 50% of the band being on stage, it was still exhilarating to watch.
It was also a bit weird … because rather than see them in Europe, it was in China.
And rather than see them with my best mate Paul … it was with my wife [and a bunch of Wieden folk]
That might not seem that strange to you, but it was mental for me because the situation was the absolute opposite of that mad summer in 1986 where my parents, reluctantly, let me follow them on their tour.
I must admit, when I walked into the venue, I was nervous for the band.
This was the first time they had ever played China and the venue – an 18,000 seater – was only 10% full.
Of course I knew people would come in as the lights went down and if they really hadn’t sold many tickets, they’d have cancelled the show … but I felt some kind of responsibility given I was a fan from England living in China and wanting their first impression of this amazing country to be a good one.
Of course I shouldn’t have worried because as the lights went down, the stadium was packed – to the seats high, high, high in the rafters – and that made the whole night even more wonderful and emotional for me.
The band was brilliant.
The sound was brilliant.
The lights were brilliant.
And Mr Lambert was brilliant.
Sure, he is no Freddie, but he is an amazing singer with perfect levels of campness that did the songs, the show and Freddie … incredible justice.
But the real reason it was emotional was because the moment they hit the stage, they momentarily transported me back to being 16 … where I was on the cusp of entering a life full of adventure and possibilities.
Of course I hope I still have a lot more adventures and possibilities to come [more of that in a few months] but that doesn’t change the fact these concerts represent significant bookends of my life.
One where I was about to start my journey. One where I am its midpoint.
And I don’t mind admitting that when they came on stage, I found myself crying.
I know, it’s pathetic, but it was less about seeing a band that I love with all my heart [though it has a bit to do with that] and more a reminder that despite all the wonderful and sad things that have happened in my life over the past 30+ years, they were still there.
To paraphrase the great Bill Shankly, some say music isn’t a matter of life or death.
They’re right, it’s way more important than that.
Filed under: Agency Culture, Attitude & Aptitude, Brand Suicide, Corporate Evil, Culture, Embarrassing Moments, Entertainment, Marketing Fail
The song that launched a thousand comments. None of them good.
Using the power of mandatory wackiness to explain they’ve moved offices.
Taking a song about working hard for the money and showing they’re doing anything but that.
Highlighting the sexism of adland is alive and well. And yes, this is apparently a real video from people in the agency, but – as I understand it – not from the agency.
Showing that sometimes, honouring someone is actually killing them.
I wanted to put up the pitch video of Leo Burnett Sydney, simply because Todd Sampson – a man I am not very keen on – looks a tool, but they have removed it from the internet with the same efficiency and effectiveness as the CIA black ops team.
I also had Y&R Shanghai’s recent video of them singing/murdering Queen’s ‘Don’t Stop Me Now’ as part of their 30th birthday celebrations. However I stupidly put it on Facebook and tagged someone I know who was in it, which meant they could see what I was up to and quickly took it down. I’m gutted because it was an excellent piece of credibility suicide.
But putting all that aside, there are also videos that show why society might not take business or government that seriously either.
First of all, a genuine classic, where Bank of America execs take U2’s song ‘One’ and repurpose it to celebrate the take over and integration of financial organisation MBNA.
Part of me likes it simply because it must have utterly fucked off Bono for both musical and moral issues.
[Ignoring the fact Bono is one of the biggest champagne socialists on the planet]
And then – saving possibly the best for last – the utterly brilliant [for utterly bad reasons] Singapore Media Development Authority ‘rap’.
Even after all these years it brings a smile to my face.
Of course, it also makes me cringe like a David Brent music video but as comedy goes, it’s sheer gold.
Look I think it’s great when agencies and companies are excited about what they do, but these videos have nothing to do with that … they’re all contrived and cynical attempts to try make others think they’d be fun to work for or with.
Except it doesn’t work, because mandatory wackiness doesn’t fool anyone. Except the mediocre.
I have no idea why ‘song and dance’ has become the format to express your ‘human side’, but I can’t help but think that if you have to do this to show how much fun you are, you’re not doing your day-to-day job correctly.
Seriously agencies and companies. Stop it. Just stop it.
You’re not just embarrassing yourselves, you’re actually undermining a whole industries credibility.
Who the fuck will want to pay a premium for someone they’ve seen sing and dance like a one-legged drunk?
Worse, you all have some incredibly talented people in your organisations. This sort of stuff makes them want to die rather than to do the best for you.
But – and it’s a huge but – if you absolutely have to do it, then have the good grace to do it in private rather than use it as some not-very-well-disguised sales pitch … either for your company or for your corporate toadiness.
To paraphrase someone who once said something very unkind about Billy Joel’s and Christie Brinkley’s daughter, you all end up looking like you have the ‘face of her father and the voice of her mother’
And if anyone thinks I’m being a dick for showing companies at their worst, then I give you this as a means of compensation.
Trust me, if you thought what you had seen before was bad, this will kill you.
PS: If you know of any more agency shame videos, I’d love to see them, Ta.
Filed under: Attitude & Aptitude, Comment, Communication Strategy, Entertainment, Marketing
First of all I don’t know if this is true.
I’ve enquired, but I’ve not had a definitive answer yet.
I hope to god it is though.
Not just because Kanye West does my bloody head in … not just because NIKE are my client and pay my mortgage … but because in a World where brands fold at the merest hint they’ve upset someone with something they’ve said/done, it’s a welcome relief to see one stand up for themselves, regardless of the implication.
So Kanye and NIKE have some history.
It culminated with Kanye going to work with Adidas and despite the fact he’s done very well out of that collaboration, he never misses a chance to act like a spoilt child towards NIKE.
Recently, at the ridiculous launch party of his new album he [allegedly] tweeted this:
Minutes later, it is alleged NIKE responded with this:
Now some people would say NIKE should have kept quiet.
That opening their mouth took them didn’t just take them down to Kanye’s level, but potentially alienated millions of people.
But I have a very different point of view.
I think it’s awesome they defended themselves.
I think the way they [allegedly] did it was bloody wonderful.
Sure, some may see it as petty, but I see it as cheeky and mischievous and as I’ve written before, I think those traits are incredibly undervalued by brands in terms of their commercial appeal and value.
And I think it’s as likely to attract millions of people rather than alienate.
Hell, if I didn’t wear Birkenstocks, I’d have rushed out and bought a whole bunch of NIKE’s stuff to congratulate them on such an epic smackdown.
But I also know if I did that I may harm the companies reputation far more than some childish chants by Mr Kardashian.
So well done NIKE, I am just praying it wasn’t some [early] April Fools joke.
As I mentioned in an earlier post, I thought I’d convinced a perfectly sane [well, moderately sane] creative to get a perm.
And why would I think that?
Because I’m an immature, manipulative bastard.
But I was sort-of wrong … because thanks to some misunderstanding, they gave him cornrows rather than a perm.
Sure he looks stupid.
Sure he looks like some white, American, fratboy trying to look like Snoop Dog.
But that isn’t good enough. I paid for a perm and so I demanded a perm.
And you know what … despite already looking a total twat, he agreed, which is why he went back in yesterday for another hair humiliation which ended up looking like this.
I know what you’re thinking … it looks pretty good. And you’re right, it does.
Sure, he looks like Kenny G, but it’s nowhere near the embarrassment I was expecting.
Or should I say ‘hoping for’.
In fact, I would say it’s a vast improvement on how he used to look.
I don’t mind telling you, I’m utterly devastated.
Before I saw the results of the ‘proper perm’ I had written this:
Nick Finney is a giant among men.
Actually, he’s more than that, he’s a gladiator of masculinity.
A man so full of testosterone, that Hugo Boss want to kick Gerrard Butler from fronting their latest preposterously ridiculous campaign.
So many of todays heroes and stars claim to have unlimited levels of power and influence … but Nick Finney trumps all of them.
Each and every one.
And that’s good, because with that hairstyle, he’s going to need something to hang his self-esteem onto given he’s never going to get laid again.
But the fact is, he IS going to get laid.
Sure, they might all be a bunch of Brian May groupie-types, but the reality is I’ve helped him get more action than he will know what to do with.
As Viz magazine once said in one of their utterly brilliant spoof ads … he’ll have to beat them off with a shitty stick.
The only positive out of this – and I use that word very cautiously – is that when my son saw him [Jill brought him down because lets face it, his inheritance was paying for it], the reaction wasn’t one of admiration, inspiration or pride, it was this …
Yes, Mr Curly Head made my son cry.
His curls literally scared my baby.
But all that aside, I have to admit defeat.
I wanted this to end with him crying a river of tears but it ended up with me [and my son] sobbing in disappointment.
Karma is a bitch.
That said, I have to applaud him … he’s a total legend for doing it and not chickening out which is why I can honestly say his madness has given me one of the few high points in my pretty crappy year.
Mind you, when I think that I’ve inadvertently ensured 2015 is going to be the year he has more action than Ron Jeremy I feel sick … which is why the only way I’m able to cope with it is to think of this …
At 5pm tonight, Shanghai time, Nick Finney – one of our wonderful and talented creatives – will be getting a perm.
Not just any perm, but a 2 minute noodle/poodlesque type perm.
He’s not doing it because he has no taste.
He’s not doing it because he has a desire to look like Brian May.
He’s doing it because I talked him into it.
OK, so I am paying for it to get done, but it’s still amazing.
I genuinely believe it may be one of the best things I’ve ever done.
I’ve actually already written it in my resume. I’m not even joking.
So wherever you are, please spare a thought for Nick … because today is the day that he walks away from ever getting laid again.